On Purpose turn overs?????

[Storkenheimer]

Read closer. This writer is a joke.
Delaney explained that it was a common practice: "The Big Ten stands for three things: Tradition, Excellence, and Nauseatingly-inept football. Games we feature on our network need to exemplify the standards set by the Big Ten for over 100 years. If we ever sense a game might be getting too exciting, we place a call to the coaches and have them shut that down."
Yeah i can totally see any conference comish say something like that about his conference. This article is a joke and i cant believe this writer has a job

Ha! Awesome, there's 2 of them.

 

[sdillon500]

Read closer. This writer is a joke.
Delaney explained that it was a common practice: "The Big Ten stands for three things: Tradition, Excellence, and Nauseatingly-inept football. Games we feature on our network need to exemplify the standards set by the Big Ten for over 100 years. If we ever sense a game might be getting too exciting, we place a call to the coaches and have them shut that down."
Yeah i can totally see any conference comish say something like that about his conference. This article is a joke and i cant believe this writer has a job

You are literally correct on this part. And after five pages explaining the joke, too!

 

[3TrueFans]

Read closer. This writer is a joke.
Delaney explained that it was a common practice: "The Big Ten stands for three things: Tradition, Excellence, and Nauseatingly-inept football. Games we feature on our network need to exemplify the standards set by the Big Ten for over 100 years. If we ever sense a game might be getting too exciting, we place a call to the coaches and have them shut that down."
Yeah i can totally see any conference comish say something like that about his conference. This article is a joke and i cant believe this writer has a job

You posted this just to get retweeted by WRNL didn't you? You sly son of a *****.

 

[cyman1189]

Facepalm Compilation - YouTube

 

[Al_4_State]

Read closer. This writer is a joke.
Delaney explained that it was a common practice: "The Big Ten stands for three things: Tradition, Excellence, and Nauseatingly-inept football. Games we feature on our network need to exemplify the standards set by the Big Ten for over 100 years. If we ever sense a game might be getting too exciting, we place a call to the coaches and have them shut that down."
Yeah i can totally see any conference comish say something like that about his conference. This article is a joke and i cant believe this writer has a job

The writer does have a job.

Its just that his job isn't making it up obviously false satirical articles. He does that for fun.

 

[cycloneG]

 

[ISpyCy]

......I'm sorry I have to ask, but did this thread and all posts within seriously just happen?

 

[Storkenheimer]

......I'm sorry I have to ask, but did this thread and all posts within seriously just happen?

I'd like to think it was all a big ******* joke, just like the article. Sadly, I believe that is not the case.

 

[ISpyCy]

I'd like to think it was all a big ******* joke, just like the article. Sadly, I believe that is not the case.

I feel for Mr. 1992 and was going to salute him for being a good sport about it.....but then CyFan89 happened and, well, there just aren't enough facepalms in the world for this.

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[CycoCyclone]

We landed on the moon!

 

[ISUCubswin]

Writers like this man seriously just need to quit, crawl in a hole, and hibernate for the rest of their lives. This entire article had no point and, to be quite honest, I think the writer took all the quotes out of context.

Just trolling (JT)