Gary Barta Major Announcement
The Hawks Admin proudly announces, after proper payment to the NCAA for a new sancitioned bowl, for the Hawks to play in - The Early Caucus Bowl. Since the Hawkeyes will not be going to any of the real bowls, Gary has taken it upon himself to ressurrect the bowling tradition in UNI. The bowl is a charity event for the Poor Sisters of the Railroads. It will be played at a neutral site in Iowa - Cedar Rapids in an appropriate inside arena (hockey rink). The theme will be to pit the best two Iowa teams who did not play each other this year. Interest is building in Iowa City, Cedar falls, and Des Moines Rag as the match will pit the homeland Iowa Hawkeyes against the Outsiders - UNI Panthers. The date for the game will be just before the caucuses on 1 Jan. Halftime entertainment will be Barrack Bommma, Billilary, RudyG, I am not Milt, I am Mitch, and Johhny Edwards in a 10 minute debate on football. Cheerleaders will be rented/provided by the Swedish Board of Trade. Refs will be from the Euro league. Game time has been set for 8:00 PM on Versus. Announcers will be the Zabel and Tator. This international bowl game will be played every four years in memory of the Early Caucuses, an extravaganza unto itself. Go get em, herk/Kirk. Eat the Panther coach just like Mangino.
Gary in Charge