Intramural sports: greatest team names

[CyCy]

Not catchy name, but I still have my Raymond House Screaming Eagles sweatshirt from 1965.

 

[cycloneted]

I once saw a team named Larfnarf. Wasn't mine, of course...

 

[oldman]

There was a team in our sand volleyball league called "The Hung and the Breastless."

 

[cyclonebillski]

We were always Cobra Kai. We put everyone in body bags.

 

[Rolling Clones]

Just the Tip Ins
Caucasian Invasion

Pure gold.

 

[isumills]

Freshmen year softball we were Ron's Kids

Sophmore year it was Ron's Kids the Second Cumming

We had t-shirts made that had Ron Jeremy's face on them and Ron's kids printed in what looked like little kids finger painting. Still have the shirt and where it around the house doing chores. had it on while walking the dog last week. An older couple stops me to pet the dog, and as I start to walk away the old lady asks, " Whats Ron's Kids? Does it have something to do with the JDRF walk? You know I'm involved with that and think its just a great thing they do to raise money." I politely said no its an old shirt from college, and covered up the second cumming phrase and said I should get going.

 

[drmwevr08]

My dixie wrecked

 

[dinger]

At ISU, we used the intramural (regardless of the sport) name of "Maetnekufecin." The coordinators always stated, "You're that team with the weird M-name. What does it mean?"

And when they asked you would answer them by saying...?

 

[Cy$]

Pippen Aint Easy

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

Off in the Woods was always a classic.

hah I had a softball team with this exact same name. Here I thought we were clever and original and come to find out it was already named by post #3.

 

[CysRage]

I worked intramurals and loved seeing all the different team names over the years. You would see a lot of teams named "bye" in hopes that the other team didn't show. As someone said, "off in the woods" showed up a lot. Our boss said that there are only 2 words that aren't allowed in intramural team names. #1 is the F bomb, #2 is the C word. Everything else was fair game.

 

[Doc]

I always like Seneca Wallace is on our team and Tijuana Crime Scene.

 

[Al_4_State]

Our version of "Off" was "Off In The Corner".

 

[Prone2Clone]

All-time favorite:
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

Basketball, of course.

 

[LindenCy]

I worked intramurals and loved seeing all the different team names over the years. You would see a lot of teams named "bye" in hopes that the other team didn't show. As someone said, "off in the woods" showed up a lot. Our boss said that there are only 2 words that aren't allowed in intramural team names. #1 is the F bomb, #2 is the C word. Everything else was fair game.

I do remember seeing a name for broomball (I think) named the "Drunk Pucks" or "Drunk Phucks."

 

[Rabbuk]

We playedan ultimae team called the whiskey discs

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Sand Volleyball. There are a lot of ButtSets references..

 

[CountryCydClone]

Our version of "Off" was 'Off a lot' in flag football.

In volleyball, I always use 'To Kill a Blocking Nerd'.

 

[tplumm]

Ones I liked from the mid 80's

Soccer - it's Just a Big Hacky Sac
Basketball - We're Small But We're Slow
Basketball - Collapse and Foul

 

[tplumm]

Did you forget the sarcasm pirate? If not, reverse the letters and you'll get the name.