If you could ask CPR a question

[Wesley]

Coach, which game will be finally able to run the ball?

 

[CycloneErik]

Coach, when you guys watch film, is that film of actual games, or are you watching XBox highlights, Marvel movies, or something else entirely?

 

[alarson]

Coach, when you guys watch film, is that film of actual games, or are you watching XBox highlights, Marvel movies, or something else entirely?

Hardcore pornography. It helps us prepare to get ****ed.

 

[CycloneErik]

Coach, if your defensive staff was in charge of parking, would they just wave everyone through like the players on the field do?

 

[jdoggivjc]

You might be right as well on that. There seemed to be a lot of disagreement on how to run the offense, everyone at the time blamed it on Herman, but it turns out maybe we were siding with the wrong guy..

We all know that Rhoads and Mangino do not get along whatsoever, at least not on the sidelines. Makes you wonder if Rhoads might be handcuffing Mangino in terms of how he runs his offense.

 

[Psyclone Brian]

Have you seen the progress on the South end of the stadium? That's all for you buddy! You earned it, right???

 

[CyBobby]

"Coach, can you think of another coach whose job performance plummeted like this after a big contract, or do you feel like you've set a new standard?"

CPR is the brother in arms to Bud Moore KU football coach who won a bowl with don fambroughs players and then got fired 4 years later when his team won one game.....Rhoads reminds me of this guy esp watching the game yesterday in a half full horseshoe.

Its either Rhoads or the Fans...because Jamie cant have both next year.

Ive seen this movie before see: Criner and Walden.

 

[dmclone]

Why do you sometimes have a southern accent?

What hurts more, the losing or not seeing your locker room speeches on ESPN?

 

[istater7]

It's worth pointing out that none of the fun upsets have happened since Herman left.
There's still a connection to Knott and Klein, too, but Herman might deserve some credit.

I think it's more Knott and Klein. Ever since they left there haven't been many clear leaders on the team. You can see it in the way the team plays. Absolutely zero swagger and little excitement on either side of the ball.

 

[Skidoosh]

How do you sleep knowing that you are severely overpaid and woefully underperforming?

Pretty sure I could ask 99% of my bosses this same question.

 

[joefrog]

Seriously, about 2% of you would actually ask those question to Rhoad's face.

Actually, I think plenty would. And they deserve answers. Record support among all measureables for ISU Football, and we are stuck watching this?

You don't think $2 million per should come with accountability?

 

[dmclone]

Pretty sure I could ask 99% of my bosses this same question.

Does your boss make 2 million a year? Has your company lost money money 6 of the last 7 years and if so does your CEO still have his job?

 

[CycloneErik]

Actually, I think plenty would. And they deserve answers. Record support among all measureables for ISU Football, and we are stuck watching this?

You don't think $2 million per should come with accountability?

Outside of the major malfunction one, I would ask most of mine. Some are just funny, but those would come out when he started hemming, hawwing and dodging. I'm not real tolerant about that.

 

[ChickenWing]

We all know that Rhoads and Mangino do not get along whatsoever, at least not on the sidelines. Makes you wonder if Rhoads might be handcuffing Mangino in terms of how he runs his offense.

We all know that? Interesting.

 

[Skidoosh]

Does your boss make 2 million a year? Has your company lost money money 6 of the last 7 years and if so does your CEO still have his job?

 

[Wesley]

Do you have something that will take your signature off my dvd copy of the 2011 game vs OSU? You signed it at the 2012 Tailgate Tour.

Reminds me of my Cael Sanderson Wheaties box signed by JP.