Favorite Movie "One-Liners"

[Alswelk]

Or in the movie at all. Has the writer even seen Casablanca? Rick never says Play it again Sam. He says "Play it, you played it for her now play it for me, play it."

Also, who is Angelica Houstion?

Ilsa does say it though...

 

[Cyforce]

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?-young guns

 

[Psiclone]

'"You brought two horse too many." Charles Bronson, shaking his head, in response to 3 gunslinger's "Looks like we're one horse short" from Sergio Leone's "Once Upon a Time in the West."

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW-jSa9_k3M[/ame]

 

[Cyclones423]

Overall I'd say that list gets pretty weak, especially towards the end with crap like Hitch, 50 First Dates, Daredevil, Bruce Almighty...

 

[BMFClone]

"So far this semester, Ferris has been absent 9 times"

"9 times?"

"Niiine tiiimes...."

 

[sunset]

Hush puppies daddy.

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges.

I like UHF's take on that line: "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

 

[RandomFan]

The Dude abides.

 

[cyinne]

"You had me at hello........... you had me at hello." :yes:

 

[Sloup]

"My father would make outrageous claims such as he invented the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

-Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

 

[oldman]

"If things go well I might be showing her my "O" face." - Office Space

"Something's happening! - Step Brothers

"You bodagit!" - Napoleon Dynamite

 

[oldman]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning; it smells like...victory." - Apocalypse Now

 

[CyLoboClone]

I like the first thing they say at the job interview:

"We're here to ***k ***t up.""

Step Brothers.

Just once I would like to say that whilst entering a room of strangers.

 

[Naughtius]

We're the hap- hap- happiest bunch of A-holes since Bing Crosby danced with Danny F*()ing Kaye!"

 

[sunset]

"My father would make outrageous claims such as he invented the question mark. He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy."

-Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Not a one-liner, but a great quote from that series "There are only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's cultures....... and the Dutch."

 

[Sloup]

Not a one-liner, but a great quote from that series "There are only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's cultures....... and the Dutch."

I figured choosing one line from a monologue was close enough

 

[sunset]

I figured choosing one line from a monologue was close enough

I was referring to the quote I used.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" -Eddie Harris Major League
"I'd uh, call it the Masturbator." Jack Parkman, Major League 2
"Women, can't live with'em, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker

Those are good. You also have Bob U. "Just a bit outside"

 

[cychhosis]

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. - The Jerk

 

[cyhiphopp]

"The snozberries taste like snozberries."

"Litre is French for give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!"

 

[CtownCyclone]

"Convicted? No, never convicted..." - Stripes