Favorite Movie "One-Liners"

[enisthemenace]

Not really a one-liner, but...

My brother and I always used to say like drowning in beer would be like heaven, eh. Now he's not here and I've got two soakers...this isn't heaven...this sucks - Strange Brew

 

[xboxfever]

"I'll have a coke then."
-Boondock Saints

Rocco - Theirs these 3 guys...uh...uh a Mexican...uh a white guy...and a black guy and they're walking down the beach. They see this pot and they rub it and a genie pops out and says they can have anything they want. The Mexican says he wants all my people in America to be happy and free in mexico.. and so, poof, all the Mexicans are in mexico. Then he asks the black guy what do you want and he goes ''I want all my African American brothers to be back in Africa and happy and everything.'' Poof, all the black people in America are in Africa. So the genie says to the white guy, ''whats your one wish?'' The white goes, ''you mean to tell me all the black people and Mexicans are out of America?'' Genie goes ''yeah.'' ''Well I'll have a Coke than.''

Italian guy - ''Tell me one more''

Rocco - ''What?''
Cleaned up, but that is a great scene.

 

[cdekovic]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Roy Schieder in Jaws

 

[tplumm]

A Princess Bride
- My name is Enigo Montoya. You kill my father, prepare to die!

Airplane
- A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important now.

Stripes
- We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' *** for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.

 

[HILLCYD]

HEY! There's Skittles in there!!!

 

[CtownCyclone]

Not really a one-liner, but...

My brother and I always used to say like drowning in beer would be like heaven, eh. Now he's not here and I've got two soakers...this isn't heaven...this sucks - Strange Brew

And the corollary...
"I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"

 

[ozone]

You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.

 

[fatkid1974]

I've almost lost faith in humanity. My second favorite movie quote movie isn't mentioned in five pages!!!.

Raising Arizona
- "He had a sandwich in one hand and a ******* head in the other"
- "My Fiance left me"
- "You're young and you got your health, whatch you need a job for H.I."
- "Son, you gotta a panty on your head"

Gotta love Lebowski, thats definately number one....phones ringing dude...

But all time favorite movie quote is "Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand" from Cool Hand Luke.

 

[fatkid1974]

And the corollary...
"I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"

Probably gonna butcher it but, "You guys did in 2 minutes what would have taken us 2 hours"

 

[Lifer]

it's megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!

we ain't found ****!

Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

 

[fwiw]

"220, 221, whatever it takes." - Mr Mom

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me .... prison! " - Office Space

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Dr Strangelove

"It's just a flesh wound." - Holy Grail

Any line from Blazing Saddles or Young Frankenstein. Not exactly Citizen Kane, I know.

 

[singsing]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"

 

[Istater4life]

You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy. But now I can see you're nuts.
I thank you.

 

[ruflosn]

No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food!

 

[ISUser]

"Bear... bear******, do you need assistance?"

-Super Troopers

 

[enisthemenace]

Sweep the leg

 

[cyclonedave25]

"Veronica and I are trying this new fad called a, jogging. I believe its jogging, or yogging, it might be a soft J, I'm not sure but, apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild."
-Ron Burgundy

"I love lamp."
-Brick

"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap."
-Clark Griswold

"Merry Christmas! ******* was full!"
-Cousin Eddie

 

[Bubbahotep]

More bean medley, dear?

 

[tm3308]

Those are good. You also have Bob U. "Just a bit outside"

Not one-liners, but these always make me laugh (from Major League):

"That's all we got? One Goddamn hit?" "You can't say 'Goddamn' on the air!" "Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway." -Harry Doyle/Monty

*Big explosion* "JESUS CHRIST, CERRANO!" "Have to wake up bats!" -Eddie Harris/Cerrano

"Back goes Cerrano, he'll need a rocket up his *** to catch this one." -Harry Doyle

"You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy." *covers mic* "He's still a ****."

"You got anything to add, Monty?" "Ah, no." "He's not the best color man in the league for nothing, folks." -Harry Doyle/Monty

"THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!" -Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own

 

[Cy4Lifer]

Anything from 'Shack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, or Animal House.:laugh: