Favorite Movie "One-Liners"

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  1. WalkingCY

    WalkingCY Well-Known Member

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    They referred to Han Solo as "Hans Solo"...

    WTF?
     
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    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
    "Hit it."

    "You said it, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus."
     
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    They missed a couple-
    The Rock- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.”

    Any line from MacGruber
     
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    Decent list but there were some instances where they line the quoted wasn't even the best line in the movie.
     
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    "He called the **** poop!"
     
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    "Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country *and* Western" - Blues Brothers.
    No question; I have never laughed harder than I did at that line.
     
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    Major League, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, Star Wars (old school ones) are where most of my one-liners come from.
     
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    "They're gunna send me back to Omaha, and I don't even Live there!"

    "You want the pitcher to pitch from 3rd base?"
     
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    Gotta love the lines in The Big Lebowski too!

    "Shut the **** up Donny!"
     
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    I love you.


    I know.

    Close thread.
     
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    This...

    Except it's not a one-liner.
     
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    Anything from Back to the Future :biggrin:

    "you made a time machine, out of a delorean?"
    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious ****"
     
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    "Look, you're not picking a fight dad.... dad, dad... daddy-o."
     
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    "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch"
     
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    I know this isn't a movie, but this contains some of the best one liners.
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY]YouTube - Bill O'Reilly Flips Out[/ame]
     
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    WalkingCY Well-Known Member

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    You gotta love Arnold lines as Ben Richards in The Running Man too:

    "Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero."

    I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!


    Ha! I lost it on that last one-

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