Favorite made-up exclamations/swear words

[RollsRoyce]

Ffs (for fukes sake) and ruffmrn ( are your fist f-in me right now) pronounced ruffum

 

[cyhiphopp]

Firefly was the best television show to skirt swearing with the FCC. I have tried to teach myself the Chinese swears that it used without much success.
Firefly Swear Words

I say "Gah'rammit!" a lot.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I also say fudge a lot as well.

 

[stateofmind]

I used to have a high school teacher who said "son of a blue nosed goat". He also taught "Gommetry" and would occasionally talk about "Jography". He was quite the character. We would often get him talking about some unrelated topic and he would story tell for the entire period. Good stuff.

I thought that came from Happy Hank. I was going to put that down. Or one of his many others.
Get my poop in one sock, instead of getting my **** together.
Shittake mushrooms
Fuh-crying out loud, when you've already dropped the f-bomb. But if you're quick enough you can recover. Same as the one above. My 8 year old saw shittake mushrooms in Dahl's and said LOOK DAD! :smile:
God... Bless it.
Mother Flip-Flopper. (This is my original I believe)

 

[cyhiphopp]

Frack - or at least it was a swear word 150,000 years ago.

gotta have some love for "funky butt-lovin'"

Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?


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[VeloClone]

I thought that came from Happy Hank. I was going to put that down. Or one of his many others.
Get my poop in one sock, instead of getting my **** together.

You might be right. I might be getting my characters mixed up.

I had a coworker who used to say "poop in a group". The rhyming adds a nice little touch.

 

[DanCyn]

I sometimes refer to people as mental midgets. Not very PC I guess, but my kids loved it.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I throw out a FRAP every now and then.

 

[CUIClone]

I like "great googlty mooglty!"

That's great, but who are the Chefs?

 

[CLONECONES]

I had a coworker who used to say "poop in a group". The rhyming adds a nice little touch.

 

[WooBadger18]

This thread is making me think of this video
Sh*z Mormons Say - YouTube

 

[scyclonekid]

F stick, Donkey rapping shhite eater, aass pirate, **** sucker etc.

 

[dcxme1183]

My three year old calls me a tootie butt

To be fair, you kind of are.

 

[ImperialCyclone]

I stubbed my toe this morning and yelled: "sloppy seconds". I was expecting a few curse words out of me, but maybe I have finally turned the corner on limiting my swearing to ISU games.

 

[cychhosis]

Buttotom (pronounced Butt-Autum) invented by my daughter, not wanting to say butt.

 

[terryleebr]

Sometimes I catch myself saying "my, that is disappointing".

 

[VeloClone]

Sometimes I catch myself saying "my, that is disappointing".

potty mouth!

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

I liked the saying Penny had on a episode of the big bang theory. ""holy crap on a cracker"

 

[Cy$]

mo feker.

 

[Cy$]

everyone in this thread.