Favorite Line in Movie History
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"Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. Doctor said she would be Ok, she just can't eat spicy food for awhile." Better Off Dead
"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody" is one of mine. Also in the Brando vein "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" never gets old.
But this one is my favorite: "I was dreaming. Dreaming my **** was out and I was checking to see if that infected bump on the head was filled with puss again. If it had, I was going to name it after my ex-wife Pricilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard on in years." - Bubbahotep
I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid in my weakened condition I may fall down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences
Clerk's -
Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.
Customer: Are either of these any good?
Customer: Sir!
Randal: What?
Customer: Are either of these any good?
Randal: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?
Randal: No.
Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?
Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies.]
Customer: Well, how about these two movies?
[Randal still never looks up.]
Randal: They suck!
Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.
Randal: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal: I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope what feels good?
Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...
Randal: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.
Customer: Are either of these any good?
Customer: Sir!
Randal: What?
Customer: Are either of these any good?
Randal: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?
Randal: No.
Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?
Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies.]
Customer: Well, how about these two movies?
[Randal still never looks up.]
Randal: They suck!
Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.
Randal: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal: I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope what feels good?
Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...
Randal: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
Also from Clerks:
"Try not to suck any D*** on your way thru the parking lot! Hey, get back here!"
"Try not to suck any D*** on your way thru the parking lot! Hey, get back here!"
One from each of my favorite movies....
"You're young and you have your health, what you need a job for Hi? - Raising Arizona
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..." - Cool Hand Luke
"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?" - Major League
"You're young and you have your health, what you need a job for Hi? - Raising Arizona
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..." - Cool Hand Luke
"Are you telling me Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?" - Major League
I mean this scene is full of gold but the best is "Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
Marion: He said you were a bum.
Indiana: Aw, he's being generous.
Marion: The most gifted bum he ever trained. You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
Indiana: Not much... just you.
She turned me into a newt... I got better
Arthur Kirkland: My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to f'in jail! The son of a b*tch is guilty! This man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here! That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! he is a *slime*! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!
Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order!
Arthur Kirkland: You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the sh*t out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?
Frank Bowers: *D@MMIT!*
Arthur Kirkland: [to Judge Fleming] You, you sonofab*tch, you! You're supposed to *stand* for somethin'! You're supposed to protect people! But instead you f' and murder them! You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I just completed my opening statement!
No, no, no, no. Wait a minute here. Wait a minute. I don't need twenty-four hours. I, I don't have to talk to anybody. I know right now, and the answer is no! No! Doggone it! You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider! And... [turning to his aide] And that goes for you, too!
Indiana: Aw, he's being generous.
Marion: The most gifted bum he ever trained. You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
Indiana: Not much... just you.
She turned me into a newt... I got better
Arthur Kirkland: My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to f'in jail! The son of a b*tch is guilty! This man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here! That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! he is a *slime*! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!
Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order!
Arthur Kirkland: You're out of order! You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the sh*t out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?
Frank Bowers: *D@MMIT!*
Arthur Kirkland: [to Judge Fleming] You, you sonofab*tch, you! You're supposed to *stand* for somethin'! You're supposed to protect people! But instead you f' and murder them! You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I just completed my opening statement!
No, no, no, no. Wait a minute here. Wait a minute. I don't need twenty-four hours. I, I don't have to talk to anybody. I know right now, and the answer is no! No! Doggone it! You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider! And... [turning to his aide] And that goes for you, too!
What did we learn, Palmer? I guess we learned...not to do it again.
Also:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
More Eastwood:
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? (spits on the ground) That's me.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
More Eastwood:
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****** with? (spits on the ground) That's me.
