Favorite Line in Movie History

[Farnsworth]

Probably one of any of my favorite lines from my favorite movie "Big Fish"

A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.

That was my father's final joke, I guess. A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way he becomes immortal.

(as a habitual story teller based loosely on facts that happened in my life I can own these well).

 

[FerShizzle]

M Gustave: If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There's not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven't already spent on whores and whiskey.

 

[FerShizzle]

Dammit. Now I have to watch a Wes Anderson movie.

 

[Cyforce]

Everybody gots a plan till they get hit in the mouth- Mike Tyson quoted in Anapolis

 

[SerenityNow]

The Princess Bride has so many awesome lines.

Wallace Shawn's dialogue with Wesley is full of them.

"Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

 

[herbicide]

My response when someone asks me an obvious question, like if I want another drink:

"What country do you think this is?"

 

[baller21]

“ You’re killing me Smalls!”
or
“You serious Clark?”

 

[CloneSt8]

Excuse me while I whip this out!

 

[cowboycurtis]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

[IASTATE07]

Dante: Dude, where do you get your weed?
Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante!
Dante: Oh, yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!

 

[Bader]

I love you

I know

 

[CyCloned]

The Princess Bride has so many awesome lines.

Wallace Shawn's dialogue with Wesley is full of them.

"Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

It is a pretty good movie, but for some reason it has a ton of quotable lines. Can't hear the word inconceivable without thinking of it.

Another great one for quotes is the Three Amigos.

 

[CychiatricWard]

I should just post the entire movie on here, but Coming to America is great. So many good lines from that movie.

 

[cyowa]

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"You bastard!"
- "Yes, sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you, sir. You're a self-made man."
Lee Marvin, The Professionals

 

[madguy30]

"Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"

3 Amigos has come up a lot lately around here. And it should. Great bad movie.

 

[JP4CY]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

"You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself."

Part of the speech Sean gave Will in Good Will Hunting. It's one of those movies I have a hard time turning off when it comes on.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Rick: Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Rick: Here's looking at you kid.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake.

Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.

Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris.

 

[DurangoCy]

I should just post the entire movie on here, but Coming to America is great. So many good lines from that movie.

We're friends now. I have a Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate world tour shirt, which is one of my favorites.

 

[mdk2isu]

- Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later.

- You’ve had two pairs of gloves this whole time?
Yeah, we’re in the Rockies.

- Samsonite. Way off.