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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Favorite Line in Movie History
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"I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks, let's make a move" followed by Jonah Hill running in Superbad
"Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here." - Cotton in Dodgeball
"Do you believe in unlikelihoods? Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match. Unbelievable. I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here." - Cotton in Dodgeball
Alien 3:
Dillon: We're all gonna die. The only question is when. This is as good a place as any to take your first steps to heaven. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet, or on your ******* knees... begging?! I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say **** that thing! Let's fight it!
Dillon: We're all gonna die. The only question is when. This is as good a place as any to take your first steps to heaven. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet, or on your ******* knees... begging?! I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say **** that thing! Let's fight it!
I mean someone had to go with this one...
"Is this heaven"
"No, its Iowa"
I also love this one...
"Is this heaven"
"No, its Iowa"
I also love this one...
I’m one of those guys that appreciates a fine body, regardless of the make. - Dom Fast&Furious
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. - The Sphnix
If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. - The Sphnix
What movie is this from?
Not a movie, but...
Gen. James Mattis to Iraqi leaders before the initial invasion: "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you **** with me, I'll kill you all".
Gen. James Mattis to Iraqi leaders before the initial invasion: "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you **** with me, I'll kill you all".
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Too many great lines to have a favorite.
One of my favorites is from "Odd Jobs" "They say country music speaks to the heart. Unfortunately, it has to go through your ears to get there."
One of my favorites is from "Odd Jobs" "They say country music speaks to the heart. Unfortunately, it has to go through your ears to get there."
Alice, I’m going to ask a you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or anyone in your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
I’d call that big yes.
ADD:
Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?
What’s that got to do with it?
Back off Man. I’m a scientist.
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Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12.
Must be some cockroach.
Bite your head off Man.
Going up?
I’ll wait for the next one.
Must be some cockroach.
Bite your head off Man.
Going up?
I’ll wait for the next one.
You know what that makes you? Larry..
Lollygaggers!
Lollygaggers!
