Favorite Line in Movie History

[Cydar]

 

[Torks Pub]

Slim Pickens- “somebodies gotta go back a get a sh+t load of dimes!”

 

[TykeClone]

Ringo kid...These are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay...you know..morons. Bart. Where the white women at? The funniest ####### movie ever.

And there is no way in hell it would get made today.

"No matter where you go, there you are"

 

[Deleted member 8507]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. (Peter in Office Space)

 

[CyclonesRock]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live, 1988

 

[EnkAMania]

I just don't think I should be alone tonight...and could you get three dates for my friends?

 

[Al_4_State]

You spare the women and children?

Nawww. We rape the **** out of 'em!

 

[inCyteful]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

 

[ClonesFTW]

"16? ...You at least 30!"

 

[alarson]

You spare the women and children?

Nawww. We rape the **** out of 'em!

Blazing Saddles is a gold mine of quotes.

 

[Bret44]

"16? ...You at least 30!"

Anti-Frank.

 

[MeanDean]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. (Peter in Office Space)

Is that then immediately followed by the counselor mumbling very unprofessionally, "That's messed up?"

 

[Gunnerclone]

“Stop looking at me swan!”

 

[Sigmapolis]

 

[mb7299]

"Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?"

 

[MeanDean]

 

[CyCloned]

He chose poorly.

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges....

Inconconsivable!

I don't think that word means what he thinks it does....

 

[Deleted member 8507]

Is that then immediately followed by the counselor mumbling very unprofessionally, "That's messed up?"

yes it is. I think the actual line is "Wow, that's messed up"

 

[IceCyIce]

Meats meat, mans got to eat - Motel Hell

Takes all kinds of critters to make farmer Vincent fritters - Motel Hell

Shitter was full - cousin Eddie

 

[FerShizzle]

Steve Zissou: “I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that’s about four inches. We go my way, it’s an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?”