Drunkest You've Ever Been Story Thread

[zwclones51]

Hey everybody.. Being bored at work led me to start this thread. What's the Dumbest thing you have done while hammered out of your mind or what is the Drunkest you have ever been in your life?? (If you remember). Sorry if there's another thread similar. CF doesn't have a search thread on my Droid. Let's hear some good stories fanatics!

 

[gocy444]

Have you ever seen the movie the hangover? That's a typical friday night for me.

 

[Rabbuk]

All of Veishea. Don't remember much, other than I spiked my phone and took shots of Jack with strangers in the parking lot of my dorm. (stranger danger) I also was punched like 40 times by my best friend who's 7 feet tall. Great weekend.

 

[dtlantz]

I passed out in a Popeye's in Harlem at around 4 in the morning once. Does that qualify?

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Spiced rum shots sophomore year.

I'm 6'5" and tried to sleep under a 3-4' coffee table. It didn't work and I prayed to the porcelain goddess that night. Only time I've ever thrown up. Will never touch spiced rum again.

 

[rebecacy]

Hey everybody.. Being bored at work led me to start this thread. What's the Dumbest thing you have done while hammered out of your mind or what is the Drunkest you have ever been in your life?? (If you remember). Sorry if there's another thread similar. CF doesn't have a search thread on my Droid. Let's hear some good stories fanatics!

I don't remember!!!

 

[RonMexico]

Hey everybody.. Being bored at work led me to start this thread. What's the Dumbest thing you have done while hammered out of your mind or what is the Drunkest you have ever been in your life?? (If you remember). Sorry if there's another thread similar. CF doesn't have a search thread on my Droid. Let's hear some good stories fanatics!

Your mom...but seriously this one time I got so drunk I thought I had sex with a man but it turn out to be a really skinny Ethiopian woman with a deep voice.

Another time I woke up with an eyeball looking at me on the night stand turned out the girl had a glass eye she took it out at night like contacts.

 

[alarson]

It involved a bottle and a half of absolut vanilla, a lot of drinking, and finished off with someone standing behind me letting everyone know what cards i had in **** the dealer (and being too drunk before the game started to notice it).

 

[Angie]

I gargled Jim Beam Black with a dude twice my weight, then threw up on myself. I don't remember the rest of the night.

 

[Bubbahotep]

I was in the Bahamas on spring break, went on a snorkeling trip, got fried and drank about a gallon of bahama mamas, last thing I remember was walking through the hotel restaurant eating food off of people's plates. Woke up on the beach naked wrapped up in a shower curtain. Went back to my room, hosed myself off and started back up.

 

[RonMexico]

I gargled Jim Beam Black with a dude twice my weight, then threw up on myself. I don't remember the rest of the night.

Hi I'm Ron I don't think we've met and I have no problem with women throwing up on me.

:smile:

 

[sodakjoe]

I spent the night on a patch of grass just south of Es Tas, between an apartment building and a parking garage.

 

[Tre4ISU]

SPring break golf trip. Ron Diaz. I ran into a patio door, ****** on my teammates luggage, puked numerous times, and was forced to drink two full two liter bottles of water to get rid of the toxins. I am convinced I would have died had they not made me do that.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Went out to the tree in the middle of the road (SW Iowa people might know what I'm talking about). It's about a twenty minute drive (I wasn't driving). Drank a purple passion, 1/4 bottle of peach schnapps (chug and pass) and a few shots of Yukon Jack whiskey by the time we got there.

From there, it gets kinda fuzzy. I remember the drive back into Atlantic, and vaguely remember being in various parking lots. Then a clearer memory of puking all over the back seat of my buddy's Nova, and hearing one of my friends yell "I smell peach schnapps!". Next thing I know, my friends are helping me up to the door of my parent's house, with puke all down the front of my leather jacket.

My dad asks me if the beer was good, and my remark was, accurately, "I didn't drink any beer".

The next worst involved a whole bunch of keg beer, a bad cold and some Comtrex. One moment, it was all good, the next moment it was decidedly not good.

 

[Tedcyclone]

Hey everybody.. Being bored at work led me to start this thread. What's the Dumbest thing you have done while hammered out of your mind or what is the Drunkest you have ever been in your life?? (If you remember). Sorry if there's another thread similar. CF doesn't have a search thread on my Droid. Let's hear some good stories fanatics!

most recent... our night started off in vegas, it was myself and two brothers... running across 4 lanes of interstate, climbing a small mountain, through a homeless camp, over a barb wire fence, and into a casino... that was only at 10pm it went down hill from there, and un suitable to be shared to the public.

 

[Al_4_State]

I was pretty smoked at the KU game this year. After being egged on by my buddies, I re-enacted "The Run" in G7, yelling Pete Taylor's call out as I wobbled between tailgating set ups. At the culmination of the run ("OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A RUN BY WALLACE"), I spiked a half drank beer between my legs, grabbed my crotch and yelled "HOLD MA ****!" (like the Marshawn Lynch Youtube vid).

The weekends I spent in College Station and Austin were pretty damn drunk.

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2010/5/18/2454264/that-time-rc-slocum-tried-to-murder-us

http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2010/10/28/2454418/wrnl-does-texas

 

[jay moe]

The night started with 5 cent beer and eventually to Black Velvet shots, woke up the next morning in the middle of a college buddies kitchen floor with nothing on but my underwear.

 

[DoOrDie]

I don't remember my drunkest night. I played FTD, and I really got ****ed. I don't back down to a challenge, and I drank all my drinks. I just should not have been playing with the goose. I puked a lot behind a bar, but I never passed out in the bar, so I was told.

 

[Tre4ISU]

There was also The Night of Unfathomable Pain when I drank the 1.75 of whiskey. The Worst Son's Night Before Mothers Day which is the reason I will never ever touch Limon again and The Night of The Stuffed Toilet.

 

[CyArob]

The admiral got me freshman year. An entire handle... bad idea. I ended up throwing up in a dorm water fountain and woke up under a table in the UDCC. I'm sure lots happened between that, but I can't recollect.