DO NOT RUSH THE COURT

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I actually do want to see 10,000+ old people rush the court. That would take awhile.
Which raises the question, why the rush? Can't we just casually walk onto the court? It's not like it's going anywhere. Take your time, folks.
 

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I was given CourtCy tickets for this game. So I'm rushing the court whether anyone comes with me or not.

I've tried to rush from 205, but by the time I got down there, the building was empty.
They need a slide from the upper deck to the court, I mean since we're apparently the school that always rushes the court we could at least accommodate everyone.
 

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With the Big 12 season upon us, hopefully we get some horrible calls. We need to fine tune our booing.
 

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With the Big 12 season upon us, hopefully we get some horrible calls. We need to fine tune our booing.

Can't we start the backup fans, so they get some more booing time? Practice makes perfect, and the doctor said I'm supposed to cut down on my self-esteem.
 

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I'm streaking and rushing. Nobody's gonna say act like you've been there before
 

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They need a slide from the upper deck to the court, I mean since we're apparently the school that always rushes the court we could at least accommodate everyone.

I think the denizens of 239 and others close by could rig a zip line fairly efficiently...we could buzz the band on the way down.

Who's with me?
 

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Which raises the question, why the rush? Can't we just casually walk onto the court? It's not like it's going anywhere. Take your time, folks.

This reminds me of a joke. An old bull and a young bull sitting on a hill overlooking a meadow with a herd of cows. The young bull said to the older bull, "hey lets run down there and #%$* one of them." The old bull responds, " why not walk and #%$* them all." Moral of the story, old people rule, young people drool. Of course later on old people drool also.