CF Postertology

[KFitzy87]

That's another perk of pregnancy too

Except for 9 months... Obviously

 

[Rabbuk]

I'm not sure they do, I've just helped put together a desk and wondered how it compared in level of difficulty

I thought the desk was going into the nursery, I got you now haha.

 

[Bu4ISU]

Getting ready in 5 mins is also up there in the list of perks for being a dude

 

[carvers4math]

Why does a baby need a desk? Not trying to be a smartass, just curious.

They will someday. I highly recommend doing as much stuff as you can think of before that first bundle of joy hits the premises and your free time evaporates.

 

[KFitzy87]

Getting ready in 5 mins is also up there in the list of perks for being a dude

Yup. Not having to deal with makeup is sweet. I hate girls that depend on makeup to "look good"

 

[cmjh10]

Getting ready in 5 mins is also up there in the list of perks for being a dude

Also, knowing that we dont need to whole house to go to our family get together's. And being on time.

 

[CycloneErik]

that's cause all the real work is at the end of the nine months. And as the female, we gotta do all of it. How difficult is putting together a crib? On a scale of 1-10? Worse than a desk or bookshelf?

I can do desks and bookshelves in my sleep.
Once you throw the directions away, it's relatively simple, because it's common sense. 4 sides and the springs.

But the frame stretches out awkwardly, and the parts they include are nasty. I doubt you're up to it......

 

[cowgirl836]

Except for 9 months... Obviously

I've heard that the six weeks after delivery more than make up for that break

 

[peteypie]

that's cause all the real work is at the end of the nine months. And as the female, we gotta do all of it. How difficult is putting together a crib? On a scale of 1-10? Worse than a desk or bookshelf?

On a related note of womens pain in pregnacy. Some like to compare it to being kicked in the nuts for a man. Here's the kicker (get it kicker). After a year or two go by, a woman will say they want to have another child even after all that pain. But you will never hear a man say they want to be kicked in the junk again. Just sayin.

 

[cowgirl836]

I can do desks and bookshelves in my sleep.
Once you throw the directions away, it's relatively simple, because it's common sense. 4 sides and the springs.

But the frame stretches out awkwardly, and the parts they include are nasty. I doubt you're up to it......

I can just feel really icky that day. I'm going to eat all the ice cream.

 

[KFitzy87]

I've heard that the six weeks after delivery more than make up for that break

Are you saying I should be getting girls pregnant for said six weeks?

 

[cowgirl836]

On a related note of womens pain in pregnacy. Some like to compare it to being kicked in the nuts for a man. Here's the kicker (get it kicker). After a year or two go by, a woman will say they want to have another child even after all that pain. But you will never hear a man say they want to be kicked in the junk again. Just sayin.

You don't get a baby from being kicked in the junk. I've heard that the hormones make your memory of the pain all blurry so you get conned into having another one. That and babies are cute.

 

[cowgirl836]

Are you saying I should be getting girls pregnant for said six weeks?

hmm? I was referencing that they get a break from that "time of the month" for nine months, but the month after delivery more than equals out that break.

 

[KFitzy87]

You don't get a baby from being kicked in the junk. I've heard that the hormones make your memory of the pain all blurry so you get conned into having another one. That and babies are cute.

IMO, 90% of babies are uggggggly

 

[CyArob]

Less pregnancy, more selection show!

 

[KFitzy87]

hmm? I was referencing that they get a break from that "time of the month" for nine months, but the month after delivery more than equals out that break.

Ohhhh... I was thinking you meant in other terms....

 

[cowgirl836]

I can do desks and bookshelves in my sleep.
Once you throw the directions away, it's relatively simple, because it's common sense. 4 sides and the springs.

But the frame stretches out awkwardly, and the parts they include are nasty. I doubt you're up to it......

I sense some anger in this post. What will you do if Revkah decides she wants a different crib to go with a different nursery theme?

 

[CyCrazy]

Are you saying I should be getting girls pregnant for said six weeks?

Nope.... Unless you are an insomniac then have at it!

 

[cyrevkah]

I sense some anger in this post. What will you do if Revkah decides she wants a different crib to go with a different nursery theme?

Not happening.

 

[Bu4ISU]

Less pregnancy, more selection show!

I apologize for starting this baby talk