If the goal is to have a beer that tastes like a sweaty butthole, then you should go with an IPA
I'd have never guessed that sweaty buttholes smell or taste like pine needles and onions. I mean, I kind of get the onion part but the pine needles? Who eats those? Same people who drink IPAs, I guess.
I bet these guys are sucking down a Bud Light Lime right now.