Any Iowa basketball jokes?

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  1. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    Since we play Iowa this week, figured I'd see what people had. I'll be honest, all of the Iowa jokes I know are all football jokes.
     
  2. CyStalker

    CyStalker Well-Known Member

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    I got one....University of Iowa. Period.
     
  3. Cyched

    Cyched Well-Known Member

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    Steve Alford
     
  4. huntt26

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    Pierre Pierce.

    Northwestern State.

    Lickliter.

    Carver Hawkeye Arena.

    Iowa has basketball fans?
     
  5. AuH2O

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    Roy Marble's parenting skills.
     
  6. CyStalker

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    When you offer them free pizza and bobble heads.
     
  7. Cyclonesince78

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    How many goofy uncoordinated white ogers does it take to change a light bulb?
     
  8. CycloneErik

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    They play 10 of them.
     
  9. CyArob

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  10. Cyclonesince78

    Cyclonesince78 Well-Known Member

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    You win
     
  11. stormchaser2014

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    I have plenty of KU jokes, but I will save those for January 13th
     
  12. bostrem00

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    Oh_04c072_754047.jpg
     
  13. uro cy

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    2013 national runners up
     
  14. kentkel

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    How are the EIU MBB team and Indian Curry alike? They both have lots of ginger.
     
  15. CyStalker

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    What do you call Fran McCaffery when surrounded by his basketball team? Handsome.
     
  16. 00clone

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    I have an employee who hits auctions and thrift stores and sells stuff on ebay. The other day he was excited to tell me he found a few more Iowa bobbleheads. (he knows I'm an ISU fan, but he's not a trash talker) I asked if he was collecting them or something, I was confused by his excitement. He explained...you can always find those bobbleheads in the thrift stores for a buck or 2 because there's always someone locally getting rid of them, but there's always Iowa fans on the internet that will pay like $50 for them.
     
  17. CyStalker

    CyStalker Well-Known Member

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    Hawk fans are so smart....What would they pay for a Gene Chizik coin?
     
  18. Cyclonesince78

    Cyclonesince78 Well-Known Member

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    Not basketball related, but still worthy of a post..

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  19. 00clone

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    But apparently not worth sharing.........
     
  20. 00clone

    00clone Well-Known Member

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    Don't know, but the same guy gave me one for free, I guess he bought a bunch of them thinking they'd go like hotcakes after Gene went to Auburn...not so much...he finally got rid of them, gave me the last one as a good riddance to the dang things.
     

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