Any Iowa basketball jokes?

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CyStalker

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whatwentwrong.jpg

Did anyone notice that this photo is titled "What Went Wrong?"
 

LegendofRodA

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Not really a joke, but last night after the games I headed to a certain Des Moines dance club (don't ask). As I was standing there wondering why I am still in this cesspool, I look over my right shoulder and see a rather large female, dancing like she shouldn't and wearing clothes she really shouldn't. Then I happen to notice a tigerhawk tattoo on the back of her neck and I thought to myself "Yeah, that's about right."
 

HFCS

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I just checked if the "let's be mad again" site survived and the only thing I can find is the opening intro video that's not too embarrassing...but that site was perhaps the most highly polished turd that ever existed.

Never again will a website exist primarily to give passionate individual definitions of the words "let's", "be" and "again". It was like the producers of Sesame Street went on a cocaine binge.
 

ZJohnson

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Holy **** he is an assistant coach at Marian Uninversity...which is where his dad is the head coach. Talk about falling off the face of the earth.
 

dafarmer

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What is the difference between Francis the Talking Mule and Fran the Man? One is a braying ******* and the other is a Movie star.