The local Chipotle closes. Oh wait, there has never been a Chipotle in Ames. We need one!!
'05 grad here, so forgive me if this is a dumb question...but did the Flying Burrito close? Seriously, i'd MUCH rather have a FB than a Chipotle.
The world possible scenario: **** Vitale forgets his personal vendetta against Johnny Orr as well as his east coast bias and becomes a huge supporter of Iowa State. He then announces himself as the voice of the Cyclones and we have to listen to him say "its awesome baby" every game.
*shudders*