Any guess to what the next

[Seth]

The local Chipotle closes. Oh wait, there has never been a Chipotle in Ames. We need one!!

'05 grad here, so forgive me if this is a dumb question...but did the Flying Burrito close? Seriously, i'd MUCH rather have a FB than a Chipotle.

The world possible scenario: **** Vitale forgets his personal vendetta against Johnny Orr as well as his east coast bias and becomes a huge supporter of Iowa State. He then announces himself as the voice of the Cyclones and we have to listen to him say "its awesome baby" every game.

*shudders*

 

[ajk4st8]

ISU's football HC Gene Chizik leaves Iowa State to coach Iowa after KF is fired.

ISU does however return Barney Cotton to be named HC and offensive coordinator.

 

[cycloneworld]

ISU fires Greg McDermott. Hires Kelvin Sampson as head coach and NCAA compliance officer.

Ames becomes first "dry" city in American.

ISU Football bans tailgating.

 

[cyismydog]

JP decides to follow BVD's lead and cuts basketball and football, following the cutting of baseball in 2001.

 

[ianoconnor]

Cael Sanderson decides to stop coaching and is hired by the WWE.

 

[tejasclone]

The universe will collapse upon itself. The epicenter will be Ames, Iowa. Then, everyone can blame the Cyclones for the destruction of mankind.

Even worse, the epicenter will be Iowa City, Iowa, and the Hawks will finally have scientific validity that they are the center of the universe. :sad::wideeyed::nah::cry::arghh:

 

[clintr]

As it turns out Lucca heads back to play ball in German after receiving more than 1500 phone calls in the month of May from coach Kelvin Sampson, who is subsequently takes a job with Frankfurt's Skyliners after getting canned at Indiana.

After a very successful 15-year run in the professional league in Europe though, Lucca starts his own frozen foods company and returns to Ames only to become the worlds' largest supplier of frozen burritos.

 

[clintr]

As it turns out Lucca heads back to play ball in German after receiving more than 1500 phone calls in the month of May from coach Kelvin Sampson, who is subsequently takes a job with Frankfurt's Skyliners after getting canned at Indiana.

After a very successful 15-year run in the professional league in Europe though, Lucca starts his own frozen foods company and returns to Ames only to become the world's largest supplier of frozen burritos.

 

[MJAnderson]

ISU fires Greg McDermott. Hires Kelvin Sampson as head coach and NCAA compliance officer.

Ames becomes first "dry" city in American.

ISU Football bans tailgating.

Worse yet, they fire McDermott and hire Alford.

 

[PolkCityClone]

New basketball practice facility to be named the Viagra Arena.

Yeah they will spread Viagra all over the floor and watch it change to wood. They didn't realize that if it stays wood for 4 hours it is a liability so they can only play one game a day.

 

[Oldgeezer]

This is one of the most ridiculous threads ever. Are all ISU fans except me pessimists?

 

[isuno1fan]

Hilarious thread. I love it.

Funny thing is the "next" thing that happens to ISU will be soooooo out of the ordinary that no one could possibly predict it. We have a knack at coming up with the most ridiculous scenarios.

 

[rhillary]

Worse yet, they fire McDermott and hire Alford.

Honestly, this would probably be the worst one for me. I HATED Steve Alford, he thought he was the freakin' man, and he always blamed everyone but himself for the teams shortcomings. I honestly wouldn't cheer for ISU if they got Alford, I really couldn't do it.....:cry:

Anyway, ISU has had a lot of bad luck in sports, but at some point it will even out. If you believe in Karma, than I would start putting some money on ISU because of these years something rediculous is going to happen (like win a NC in Football) and we'll be like "ah, we finally got a withdraw from the bank of luck!" :yes: