50,000 retweets if we want the Busch Light guy

[demoncore1031]

Gwynneth Paltrow drank a half pint of Guinness regularly when she was pregnant. Oh, crap. Did I just admit to knowing that.

I don't mind the taste of Guiness but my problem with it is that it fills you up too much and you can't have more than two beers.

Hmm maybe that would also explain why she can't act.

 

[2speedy1]

Back to the original topic this was an incredible FAIL.

 

[ISUFan22]

Ya this isn't very successful so far. I do not like Busch beer at all, but you can't deny the awesomeness if the guy actually came to Ames.

 

[Doc]

Nothing says party like discussing the intricacies of the flavor profile of the latest craft brew you've tried that no ones heard or cares about.

Beer dorks are funny

 

[Aclone]

Isn’t there a Busch Gal? That could be worth going for.

 

[Crookedhatkid]

Isn’t there a Busch Gal? That could be worth going for.

I think that went out of style in the 80s.

 

[Dr.bannedman]

That idiot showed up in our section a the Alamo Bowl. He sucks, and his beer is even worse. Anybody who drinks that crap deserves to get dysentery. Be a real man and drink some real beer or whiskey.

or white claws

 

[Dr.bannedman]

Isn’t there a Busch Gal? That could be worth going for.

no dude. its the 21st century. im looking for a non-binary busch twink, something i can really sink my elbows into but also wimp myself 4 being a sinner but i damn sore sinner (if u catch my drift) -big sex man

 

[NorthCyd]

or white claws

Ain't no laws when you're drinkin claws!

 

[NetflixAndClone]

or white claws

Natty lite seltzers

 

[jdcyclone19]

I AM INSANE.

@ChrisMWilliams, man you're failing us with only 6.5K so far. Way to set us all up for disappointment.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

Still kicking HawkeyeNation's arse

 

[VTXCyRyD]

@ChrisMWilliams, man you're failing us with only 6.5K so far. Way to set us all up for disappointment.

I would bet he just cracked open his 7th Busch Light prior to posting 50k retweets.

 

[GTO]

Classic over-commit and under-deliver.

 

[jcyclonee]

Are you certain you're not already knocked up?

I have been putting on a bit of weight lately.

 

[knowlesjam]

I have been putting on a bit of weight lately.

Change to the seltzers ...less cals.

 

[JM4CY]

I have been putting on a bit of weight lately.

How sensitive are your nipples?

 

[CCCClone]

Everyone that doesn't like the same beers I do is stupid.

 

[CtownCyclone]

So, seriously, about those retweet bots...

 

[Deleted member 8507]

I think that went out of style in the 80s.

Well, we are playing a team who's fanbase is permanently stuck in the 80's