I do think how you set it up is pretty unrealistic (in addition to being a bad parent).Alcohol is legal to consume, and people are allergic to wasps...........UNREASONABLE!!!!!!!!! WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!! RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is there any indication this is sarcasm? It's difficult to read tone over the internet, you didn't use "/s," you didn't use any words that hinted it was sarcasm, and your posting history doesn't suggest that it's sarcastic. In fact, your posting history suggests that you would think the opposite.Not big on sarcasm I see
I'm with KC, I don't think this was sarcastic. I think it was you saying something dumb and now trying to walk it back.