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[IcSyU]

Why does Jack Bauer always have such crappy days?

 

[isucyfan]

Why does Jack Bauer always have such crappy days?

And why don't they ever show him on the pot taking a 20 minute dump?

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why does my wife always want to talk to me when I start reading a book? Not 5 minutes before.....not 2 minutes after I put it down....only as soon as I get through about words......why???

Think control issues.

 

[CycloneErik]

Think control issues.

Your answer makes you seem very remote.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Lose Weight Now! Ask me how!

I found your weight. Want it back?

 

[SeattleClone]

Why does Jack Bauer always have such crappy days?

And why is he a bigger shill than Marty and Miller? I would not be surprised if during one hour this season Jack is driving along in his Hyundai Genesis and his Sprint/Nextel phone rings and it's Vicky Stogdill wanting to talk about her big tv sale.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why was one of the "blind" guys singing the National Anthem before the TU and tOSU game wearing a watch?

Bait for a pickpocket sting.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why do a select few of Iowa Hawkeye fans think they could beat Oklahoma with the way they played Saturday at the Outback Bowl?

For some people it is a small, small world. (Now that that song is floating through my head I need to float a suggestion to improve that ride.....give the riders a bb gun and let them pop the heads off those little .........)

 

[IsUaClone2]

When is that Nigerian dude going to respond to my emails?

He is still waiting for your bank account numbers and Cyclone Fanatic account password.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it!? :biggrin:

Don't believe that! I've got the belly and love handles to prove it.

 

[CycloneErik]

He is still waiting for your bank account numbers and Cyclone Fanatic account password.

We've all solved that earlier today. He has every account # I can give him, but he keeps changing his e-mail address.

Why won't he just return my tries to help?

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why does everyone cry when I enter the room?

The onion-based mouthwash was not a good idea even if it is completely natural.

 

[IcSyU]

The onion-based mouthwash was not a good idea even if it is completely natural.

Very nicely played :notworthy::biglaugh:

 

[Cyclonick182]

When will Kinnick burn down?

 

[CycloneErik]

The onion-based mouthwash was not a good idea even if it is completely natural.

I'm out of rep again, so this is the best I can do. :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:


That's one of my favorite posts today. Fantastic!

 

[IsUaClone2]

I can't believe no one's asked you who the new defensive coordinator will be?!

I'm not sure how to spell his name and I don't want to look stupid.

 

[helechopper]

Why does it burn when I pee?

 

[Cyclone62]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Hooked up with a burner, huh?

 

[mwoodley13]

What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

 

[CycloneErik]

What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

I've long wondered that as well.