Ask me now!

[IsUaClone2]

Who farted?

The first time it was the dog. I plead the fifth regarding the second.

 

[IcSyU]

What is it that Meatloaf won't do for love?

:biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy::notworthy:

The sad thing is that I actually lol'd

 

[DJK15]

When will Kinnick burn down?

When bricks burn ...?

 

[CycloneErik]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::notworthy::notworthy:

The sad thing is that I actually lol'd

I haven't listened to that song in 15-20 years (a brother and a half?) , and I still knew it right away.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why are you staying in a Holiday Inn?

I get a discount from AARP.

 

[IsUaClone2]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

Depends, of course, on how long is your tongue.

 

[wartknight]

Depends, of course, on how long is your tongue.

Long enough.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Are you ever going to answer any of these questions?

The Holiday Inn Express makes you smarter because you learn that the free internet connection SUCKS. Not helping the matter is that McAfee decided to do a full-system virus scan. Thank goodness that's over.

 

[HiltonMagic]

why, oh why, does fox insist on showing the bands so freaking much?!?!:realmad::realmad::arghh:

 

[IsUaClone2]

How high will Iowa be ranked when we beat them next year?

Naturally #1 in the Hawkeye Times. Ranking may vary in other time dimensions such as reality.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Will ISU ever score a TD against Iowa again?

ISU won't need to score touchdowns but probably will just to **** you off.

 

[IsUaClone2]

I think the better question is will Iowa State ever stop a team from scoring a touchdown again?

Without a doubt.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Does that number include student tickets?

...and pre-school student tickets as well.

 

[IsUaClone2]

Why does Jack Bauer always have such crappy days?

One word.....Exlax.

 

[IcSyU]

One word.....Exlax.

:notworthy::biglaugh: it's unfortunate I can't give you more rep in this thread.

 

[IsUaClone2]

And why don't they ever show him on the pot taking a 20 minute dump?

Depends.

 

[mwoodley13]

Depends.

Ding...ding...ding!!! That's the winner!

 

[IsUaClone2]

Your answer makes you seem very remote.

I've been accused of being hard of hearing as well but I can't help it if she wore out that audio frequency.

 

[IsUaClone2]

And why is he a bigger shill than Marty and Miller? I would not be surprised if during one hour this season Jack is driving along in his Hyundai Genesis and his Sprint/Nextel phone rings and it's Vicky Stogdill wanting to talk about her big tv sale.

They pay him more; afterall how much would you pay Marty and Miller to push your product?

 

[whirlybirds]

will arsenal hall ever get another tv show?