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[Bubbahotep]

Why are there self-help groups?

 

[Bubbahotep]

Why is it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?

 

[IsUaClone2]

How do we get rid of the squawk posters on here?

Make posting mandatory for the work release programs.

What is Victoria's actual Secret?

If you ask him, he won't tell so I can't tell you either.

If a fool and his money are soon parted, how did they get together in the first place?

Student loans.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Misunderstood your goals.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Oxygen and Popsicles.

Why are there self-help groups?

Greed.

Why is it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?

Noah Webster had dyslexia.


I think I'm starting to lose it as I'm now staying at the Carrollton Inn and all these wind mills are creating an electrical force field that is interfering with my thinking.