I'll respond for him: "During practice today, our 7'6", 340lbs QB hit wide receivers today while practicing without the defense and they caught ALL passes! 3-time pee-wee league champs... blah, blah, blah... K-State... blah, blah, blah... Minnesota... blah, blah, blah... 20k sellouts... blah, blah, blah...moving to D1... blah, blah, blah...chip on their shoulder... blah, blah, blah... preseason #1...blah, blah, blah....favored by 2...inside sources..."
Rinse and repeat x 1000 times.
Sorry, everyone. Forgot to add: "Oil money.."