I arm wrestled a guy last night who I thought was Hurl Beechum. Right after halftime I was getting my grub on out in the concourse and I spotted this guy who I thought was Hurl Beechum. Since I've arm wrestled almost all of the other members of the 1994 ISU Basketball team, I thought this was a dream come true. I called the guy over and promptly challenged him to an arm wrestling match right there at the table. He accepted and I made short work of him. After beating him, while I was jumping around telling everyone in ear shot that I just destroyed the great Hurl Beechum in arm wrestling, the dude stands up and tells me he's not Hurl. I made him show me his driver's license and sure enough he was telling the truth. Oh well, at least I got some good practice in for when I do meet up with the real Hurl, and I made a new friend (FYI, I'm only friends with people I have beaten in an arm wrestling match)
I'm coming for you Hurl! You can run but you can't hide!