Chris Hassell = another hawk

LeSchmick

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Iowa's top ten cant compare to ours

#1 Choking to UNLV 1987 BB
#2 Choking to Us 2002 FB
#3 Choking to Ohio St 1990
#4 Ronnie Harmon fumbles 4 X lol
#5 Northwestern State Choke
#6 Lute Olsen to AZ
#7 Piere Pierce
#8 Iowa choking to Northwestern in every sport every year
#9 Iowa Basketball under Steve Alford
#10 Jake Kelly

I would take that list over ours. Half of those came ten to fifteen years ago atleast....:confused:
 

bellzisu

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They started inbreeding when Pollard instilled hope in the fan base...another reason why HE SHOULD BE FIRED!:jimlad:


I can't figure out which is worse... The inbreeding group, or the Anti Pollard group.

The inbreeding blames everything on the Hawks, even when its not. And Hassel even admits he cheers for the clones. Then they send stupid threats and emails to people either leaving or not doing a good job coaching...

The Anti Pollard blame every thing possible on Pollard. My dog died... Blame Pollard. It's raining.. Blame Pollard. I got a pimple on my rear end... Blame Pollard
 
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cyclonepower

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everyone needs to relax, we need to be able to laugh at ourselves, it is a fact that we have had an incredible amount of bad luck...thought it was funny as Hassel
 

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I guess you must be the kind of person that can't take a joke. I'm not saying iowa state's terrible luck has anything to do with the hawks. Just pointing out it was a pretty lame story by Hassel - who cheers for the clones....c'mon
 

CyDude16

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Cassel is a hawk first, but doesn't hate the clones. I find him to be very humorous and a personable guy. So I don't mind watching him.
 

bellzisu

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I guess you must be the kind of person that can't take a joke. I'm not saying iowa state's terrible luck has anything to do with the hawks. Just pointing out it was a pretty lame story by Hassel - who cheers for the clones....c'mon


Calling someone "another Hawk Dbag" is not a joke. Considering Hassel is someone on the site. Everyone know's who he is, what he does for a living, and what he looks like.

You call him that... We don't know who you are, where you work, and what you look like. Lame effort at joking around. Espeicially since you can do it behind a screen name.

The story was done because Murph and Andy have been working on it since Cael left. They are doing the same for the hawks.

So are you the same type of fan that sends emails to leaving coaches by chance??
 

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Cassel is a hawk first, but doesn't hate the clones. I find him to be very humorous and a personable guy. So I don't mind watching him.

Murph and Andy are a bad influence on Chris. They are the cool kids on the playground telling the kid in the corner to do something funny or stupid in order to be 'cool' like them. Hassel isn't a bad guy, Murph and Andy are just bullies. :biglaugh:
 

bellzisu

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Murph and Andy are a bad influence on Chris. They are the cool kids on the playground telling the kid in the corner to do something funny or stupid in order to be 'cool' like them. Hassel isn't a bad guy, Murph and Andy are just bullies. :biglaugh:


I found a picture of them in action... They are a rough crew..
SibblingBullies1.jpg
 

BBclones

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Re: Chris Hassell = another hawk dbag

Calling someone "another Hawk Dbag" is not a joke. Considering Hassel is someone on the site. Everyone know's who he is, what he does for a living, and what he looks like.

You call him that... We don't know who you are, where you work, and what you look like. Lame effort at joking around. Espeicially since you can do it behind a screen name.

The story was done because Murph and Andy have been working on it since Cael left. They are doing the same for the hawks.

So are you the same type of fan that sends emails to leaving coaches by chance??


Wow dude- struck a nerve with you. Chill out, hopefully he will still be friends with you on facebook. He's a big boy, I'm sure he'll get over it.
 

bellzisu

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Wow dude- struck a nerve with you. Chill out, hopefully he will still be friends with you on facebook. He's a big boy, I'm sure he'll get over it.

I sure hope so... Facebook friends forever... I wonder if he twitters too:jimlad:

He's a big boy I'm sure... And he will get over it.

Doesn't mean you have to act like trash...

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bellzisu

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Hey... Chris does have facebook... My life is now complete.. Chris please accept my friend thing.. My name is Chris too... :biglaugh:
 

Hassel13

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Re: Chris Hassell = another hawk dbag

I have to admit, the story didn't go as planned. The repeated kicks in the crotch were not originally going to be part of the story...and they should not have been part of the story. Some things fell through, and I made a decision to break up the events with the kick...BAD decision.

Also, the numbering of the list wasn't my call. I received input from a few others.

Keith and Andy will count down the 10 biggest Hawkeye kicks to the stones on tomorrows radio show.
 

bellzisu

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I'm not a stalker Chris... You should check out my craiglist listings:wideeyed:

I do think you need to credit Cyclone Fanatic for the life kicking Cyclones in the nuts idea.
 

FDWxMan

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Re: Chris Hassell = another hawk dbag

Calling someone "another Hawk Dbag" is not a joke. Considering Hassel is someone on the site. Everyone know's who he is, what he does for a living, and what he looks like.

You call him that... We don't know who you are, where you work, and what you look like. Lame effort at joking around. Espeicially since you can do it behind a screen name.

The story was done because Murph and Andy have been working on it since Cael left. They are doing the same for the hawks.

So are you the same type of fan that sends emails to leaving coaches by chance??

+1

Another thing to remember, regardless of who they grew up cheering for...it's in the best interest of Hassel, Murphy, Fales, Garman, Walters, all of them, for Iowa and Iowa State to both do as well as possible.

Do you think they would rather cover ISU going 0-8 in the Big XII, or going to the Holiday Bowl regardless of any soft spots for the Hawks or Panthers or whoever? Their jobs are much more enjoyable when things are going good.
 

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