Your best tiger Pickup Lines

[Wesley]

Let's see who can come up with some good ones concerning the biggest name in sports:

Hey, can I show you my new putter?

I can drive it more than 320 yards, hun.

I have this great Cadillac Escalade.

Can you text me next time you are at one of my tournaments? I have many tournaments.

You might have seen me on TV.

Hey, love your Buick. I know some of those people.

You can call me Bear.

Your turn?

 

[CO4Cy]

Your dipping your shoulder again honey.....

 

[1100011CS]

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some woods?

 

[kg-cyclone]

Dog leg left to get in the drive way.

 

[leg4cy]

Why speculate about this topic when you can read the real thing? Radar Online supposedly has the sexually charged text messages. It appears that Tiger isn't subtle about his urges.

 

[Cyched]

This shaft is the strongest one out there

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Would you like to see my 1 (eyed) wood....

 

[Flag Guy]

Not a pick up line but I heard a good joke the other day - Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?














Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting anything!

 

[clones26]

I'm going to wear you out

 

[GeronimusClone]

Do you mind if I play winter rules?

 

[LeaningCy]

I'm going to go hit a few balls, wanna' shag?

 

[jbhtexas]

Not a pick up line but I heard a good joke the other day - Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?

On the joke front...

Why did Tiger have his accident at 2:30 in the morning?

Because he had an early tree time...














Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards without hitting anything![/quote]

 

[wartknight]

How well maintained is the fairway?

 

[wartknight]

I'm going to need a few practice strokes

 

[wartknight]

Might not want to use the big wood in the tee box anymore.

 

[wartknight]

He better check to make sure he is putting his club in the right bag

 

[wartknight]

Hope he has good headcovers

 

[rdubbs]

"It's all in the hips honey, all in the hips"

 

[jbclone10]

Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tap tap tap-a-roo.

 

[price26]

It's in the hole!