In the vein of Jeff Foxworthy’s good-ole “you might be a redneck” stint, I thought it might be fun to do a bit of the same for many of these people really not liking the new lights, or maybe, to help those people that are still undecided know where they might fall. So, here goes…..
You might not like the new lights in Hilton Coliseum if…
-You are 55 years of age or older
-You still use a flip phone
-When HDTVs first were introduced, you were one of those people who didn’t know what the hubbub was about because you claimed you couldn’t tell the difference between that and SD
-In general, you hate all types of change
-You still haven’t left the 1970s and your home décor reinforces that statement
-You really like McDonalds and therefore prefer to see all life through ugly yellow colored glasses
-You heard that the new look is somewhat similar to what they have in NBA stadiums, and you hate the NBA, so therefore you obviously can’t like the new lighting
-You refuse to consider buying any type of lights for your house other than incandescent soft white bulbs
-You really like the Jock Jams intro music for basketball
-You like to exaggerate stuff like how dark it is in the stands due to the new lighting
-You don’t get why all these people keep whining about the old “Smoke on the Water” intro for football. In fact, you kind of like it.
-You just joined Facebook last year and really like it
-Your favorite TV network is CBS (you watch every single NCIS)
-Mark Charter or Chris Williams like them, then you obviously don't
-You think all of Oregon's football jerseys are ugly
-You really like the current I-State logo
-You still don't understand why all our games can't just be broadcast on local TV stations
Also, feel free to add any others I’m missing……
You might not like the new lights in Hilton Coliseum if…
-You are 55 years of age or older
-You still use a flip phone
-When HDTVs first were introduced, you were one of those people who didn’t know what the hubbub was about because you claimed you couldn’t tell the difference between that and SD
-In general, you hate all types of change
-You still haven’t left the 1970s and your home décor reinforces that statement
-You really like McDonalds and therefore prefer to see all life through ugly yellow colored glasses
-You heard that the new look is somewhat similar to what they have in NBA stadiums, and you hate the NBA, so therefore you obviously can’t like the new lighting
-You refuse to consider buying any type of lights for your house other than incandescent soft white bulbs
-You really like the Jock Jams intro music for basketball
-You like to exaggerate stuff like how dark it is in the stands due to the new lighting
-You don’t get why all these people keep whining about the old “Smoke on the Water” intro for football. In fact, you kind of like it.
-You just joined Facebook last year and really like it
-Your favorite TV network is CBS (you watch every single NCIS)
-Mark Charter or Chris Williams like them, then you obviously don't
-You think all of Oregon's football jerseys are ugly
-You really like the current I-State logo
-You still don't understand why all our games can't just be broadcast on local TV stations
Also, feel free to add any others I’m missing……
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