She's wearing jeans tonight, not yoga pants. But she broke a glass and is upset with herself, so now's the time to make my move and finish her. I'm gonna be all like "Drop the act, baby doll, Daddy needs a gin and tonic" and then, when she brings it, I'll spit it out and say "Try again!" Boom, alpha dog is right on top where he belongs. And then later on, the bottom. After all, why should I do all the work?
