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Then there's the added wrinkle that some unintentionally bad movies are still fun to watch and others aren't.

I could really go down these rabbit holes. The public perception of the two Dune movies really fascinates me. There's no way that one actually is some near perfect adaptation of a sci-fi classic with almost unanimous critical acclaim and the other is in "worst of all time" zone. For the "must match the book" crazies they both match the source material far better than most movie adaptions, just one slightly less than the other.

I don't think many make a serious case the Lynch Dune film is the "worst film of all time" anymore. I don't think it's a good film. It's obviously a flawed one. It certainly has a few highlight moments. It's amazing with how inconsistent the quality of it is. It's more of a misfire with some limited appreciation nowadays.

I don't think you agree with me, but the recent one was ******* awesome.

I have fond nostalgia about the incredible hype for the movie, not the movie itself. If you were a sci-fi nerd in the 90s you were imagining the X-Files perfectly crossed with Star Wars. I'm sure it made a lot of $ but did not deliver.

Also always laugh at the ID4 acronym...I mean how was that a thing?

Everything in the 90s had to have an acronym. It was totally rad.

Not everything Emmerich has put out is terrible. He can at least be entertaining...

Stargate
Independence Day
The Patriot


Those are all pretty dumb films but make for an entertaining two hours. They're also carried by their talent (Kurt Russell and James Spader, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, and Mel Gibson, Jason Isaacs, Tom Wilkinson, and a young Heath Ledger) but any competent director will lean into those assets.

He's made some absolute dreck, though...

"God"zilla
The Day After Tomorrow
10,000 B.C.
2012
Midway


Barf.
 

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I don't think many make a serious case the Lynch Dune film is the "worst film of all time" anymore. I don't think it's a good film. It's obviously a flawed one. It certainly has a few highlight moments. It's amazing with how inconsistent the quality of it is. It's more of a misfire with some limited appreciation nowadays.

I don't think you agree with me, but the recent one was ******* awesome.



Everything in the 90s had to have an acronym. It was totally rad.

Not everything Emmerich has put out is terrible. He can at least be entertaining...

Stargate
Independence Day
The Patriot


Those are all pretty dumb films but make for an entertaining two hours. They're also carried by their talent (Kurt Russell and James Spader, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, and Mel Gibson, Jason Isaacs, and a young Heath Ledger, respectively), but any good director is going to lean into charming screen talent.

He's made some absolute dreck, though...

"God"zilla
The Day After Tomorrow
10,000 B.C.
2012
Midway


Barf.
Midway was a pretty accurate take on the battle (and the preceding bombing of Pearl Harbor and Doolittle raid). They just did a horrible job shaping the factual elements into a compelling narrative.
 
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I don't think many make a serious case the Lynch Dune film is the "worst film of all time" anymore. I don't think it's a good film. It's obviously a flawed one. It certainly has a few highlight moments. It's amazing with how inconsistent the quality of it is. It's more of a misfire with some limited appreciation nowadays.

I don't think you agree with me, but the recent one was ******* awesome.



Everything in the 90s had to have an acronym. It was totally rad.

Not everything Emmerich has put out is terrible. He can at least be entertaining...

Stargate
Independence Day
The Patriot


Those are all pretty dumb films but make for an entertaining two hours. They're also carried by their talent (Kurt Russell and James Spader, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum, and Mel Gibson, Jason Isaacs, Tom Wilkinson, and a young Heath Ledger) but any competent director will lean into those assets.

He's made some absolute dreck, though...

"God"zilla
The Day After Tomorrow
10,000 B.C.
2012
Midway


Barf.

I worked at Toys R Us in high school when "ID4" came out and I remember there was a lot of excitement to get the toys in and absolutely no sales when they hit shelves. They just sat there as other toys sold and I realized that while people went to see the movie, there's no way that many people actually liked it.

My own take on "ID4" is that it was a fun throwaway movie but really overhyped and deservedly forgotten by pop culture.

The "hate" for 1984 Dune has come in waves. Agree it's not common right now for people to say that in part because the new movie is great and shares so much with it, but right after it was released and after the popular Jodorowsky's Dune documentary I think it was more likely for critic types to put it in with a lot of these objectively horrible movies people are mentioning. How many other movies in the thread have an award winning documentary slamming them as one of the worst movies of all time? My own take on the documentary is that I sympathize with it as a working artist/designer/creative myself but it's pretty slanted in how it paints the '84 movie we did get.
 

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I have fond nostalgia about the incredible hype for the movie, not the movie itself. If you were a sci-fi nerd in the 90s you were imagining the X-Files perfectly crossed with Star Wars. I'm sure it made a lot of $ but did not deliver.

Also always laugh at the ID4 acronym...I mean how was that a thing?
The very first ads months in advance were vague and dark. They suggested more of a frightening Arthur C Clarke Childhood’s End setup. Then the actual movie and trailers came out. What a steaming pile of crap.
 

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The very first ads months in advance were vague and dark. They suggested more of a frightening Arthur C Clarke Childhood’s End setup. Then the actual movie and trailers came out. What a steaming pile of crap.

Yeah, I remember totally being suckered by it and telling everyone it was going to be the greatest thing ever and I was exactly that kid who had been reading those kinds of sci-fi novels and going through the sci-fi section at the video store looking for any gem I could find.

It's also campy and cheesy but I remember actually thinking The Arrival (1996, not the new one) was the better movie going experience around the same time. The X-Files movie (the first one) is a lot better than either of them even if you never watched the show. Aliens were such a huge thing in the mid to late 90s.
 

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Just a few off the top:
Along Came Polly
Punch Drunk Love
Little Nicky
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Semi Pro/Blades of Glory

Don't worry, I will think of more :)
Along Cane Polly is awesome lol wtf.
Snakes on a plane is really bad
 

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My choice is more based on my expectations from the prior 3 movies....

But John Wick 4 is just brutally bad. Bad acting, OBVIOUSLY choreographed fight scenes. If you watch close there are times when the bad guys "pause" mid fight to let Keanu catch his breath. Don't get me started on the final stair case scene where he somehow rolls down like 9 flights of stairs for no reason. Just bad all around.

How much did that movie cost to make? I'm to lazy to look it up.
 

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It actually looks intriguing to me but judging by how intensely anti-climactic the end of the trailer is I'm guessing that's the problem with the movie itself.

I get Stand By Me and Into the Wild vibes. I like movies like that. Bones and All is kind of like those movies crossed with horror.

It's... if celery was a movie...
 
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My choice is more based on my expectations from the prior 3 movies....

But John Wick 4 is just brutally bad. Bad acting, OBVIOUSLY choreographed fight scenes. If you watch close there are times when the bad guys "pause" mid fight to let Keanu catch his breath. Don't get me started on the final stair case scene where he somehow rolls down like 9 flights of stairs for no reason. Just bad all around.

How much did that movie cost to make? I'm to lazy to look it up.
I treat most pure action movies like Wick with a bit of a blurred mindset. I expect them to have major issues and therefore when I see them, I just let them pass by without thought. It was difficult with 4, especially on the stair scene you mentioned, but it helps make them entertaining and enjoyable still.
 
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If we’re talking about bad movies with budgets that aren’t fun in any way then Rise of Skywalker goes right to the top of my list. Just a disaster in every way. The shining example of what happens when you don’t plan out your series.

Jurassic Park Dominion is the same, they had a movie with dinosaurs and made it mostly about bugs. And the reunion aspect of it had a ton of potential but was completely wasted.
 

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I treat most pure action movies like Wick with a bit of a blurred mindset. I expect them to have major issues and therefore when I see them, I just let them pass by without thought. It was difficult with 4, especially on the stair scene you mentioned, but it helps make them entertaining and enjoyable still.
Yea. It's cognitive suspension of reality. Totally agree with you. I enjoyed the movie, but holy cow, it was bad. It made my suspension of reality lose focus.
 
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Yea. It's cognitive suspension of reality. Totally agree with you. I enjoyed the movie, but holy cow, it was bad. It made my suspension of reality lose focus.
Agree. Meg 2 bends suspension of reality almost 360 degrees.
 

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The "hate" for 1984 Dune has come in waves. Agree it's not common right now for people to say that in part because the new movie is great and shares so much with it, but right after it was released and after the popular Jodorowsky's Dune documentary I think it was more likely for critic types to put it in with a lot of these objectively horrible movies people are mentioning. How many other movies in the thread have an award winning documentary slamming them as one of the worst movies of all time? My own take on the documentary is that I sympathize with it as a working artist/designer/creative myself but it's pretty slanted in how it paints the '84 movie we did get.

I watched Jodorowsky's Dune, and I don't remember it spending too much time on the Lynch film. I remember it mostly hyping the never-made film into a lost masterpiece and showing us just what a loon (a gifted and creative one, obviously, but nonetheless) Jodorowsky was then and still is now.

I doubt a 70s Dune by Jodorowsky would have worked. There was undeniably talent involved, but I think many of its ideas ending up in later sci-fi or fantasy films (e.g., Star Wars, Alien, etc.) with less ambition behind them was for the best. Star Wars designed its sci-fi elements around what the special effects at the bleeding edge of the possible were available in the late 1970s. You don't get to do that with Dune. You need a way to make a skyscraper-sized worm swimming through sand look convincing. Then you need to have people riding it.

The Lynch movie couldn't pull that off. I don't think Jodorowsky could have a decade earlier.

Plus, Jodorowsky had very little reverence for the source material, and the budget was absurd for its era and the preproduction sounded like it was turning into a mess. I watched and enjoyed El Topo, which I would describe as an "acid western" or The Man with No Name but really ******* weird. I just don't know if that surrealist style gels well with the serious themes, worldbuilding, characters, and politics of Dune.

I think we needed to wait until roughly now for Villeneuve to have the seamless blend of practical and computer effects to make something like Dune look as full and real as it did on screen.

If we’re talking about bad movies with budgets that aren’t fun in any way then Rise of Skywalker goes right to the top of my list. Just a disaster in every way. The shining example of what happens when you don’t plan out your series.

Jurassic Park Dominion is the same, they had a movie with dinosaurs and made it mostly about bugs. And the reunion aspect of it had a ton of potential but was completely wasted.

I've never seen The Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker. Nor have I any of the "Jurassic" films after Jurassic World (though really all of them after the original seem to be bad to terrible).

I haven't said anything bad about the ones I haven't seen in this thread because, well, I haven't seen them. But considering the way their predecessors treated me, I don't think I missed much.
 

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If we’re talking about bad movies with budgets that aren’t fun in any way then Rise of Skywalker goes right to the top of my list. Just a disaster in every way. The shining example of what happens when you don’t plan out your series.

Jurassic Park Dominion is the same, they had a movie with dinosaurs and made it mostly about bugs. And the reunion aspect of it had a ton of potential but was completely wasted.
I am with you on the Jurassic World trilogy. Jurassic World was actually really good and a great start to what could have been a fun three movies. But Fallen Kingdom and Dominion were absolutely awful and so far away from Jurassic World it upset me so much. We went from seeing the actual park in action with a simplistic, yet great premise behind genetically creating too much with the Indominus Rex to whatever the F they did in the next two movies.
 

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I wouldn't call this a bad movie, but I had huge expectations for Oppenheimer and walked out of the theater pretty disappointed.
 

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