Winter Blackout Leads to Mini Baby Boom

[Flag Guy]

Guess there is only one good way to keep warm when the power goes out in the winter... :wub:

Winter blackout results in Dutch baby boom - CNN.com

 

[bos]

Im moving to the Netherlands.........

 

[mj4cy]

Thats why everyone I know is having a kid.

 

[Wesley]

Sounds like a government plot.

 

[Flag Guy]

Sounds like a government plot.

Darn you're on to us... with such an overloaded, outdated system there was going to be an "accident" that knocked out power to the grid for a few days in February... the goal was to breed more American's so we can catch up to the Red menace over in China...

But now we'll have to scrap those plans.


Jerk :skeptical:

 

[tejasclone]

Sounds like a government plot.

Hulu - The Simpsons: Reverse Vampires

 

[bos]

Darn you're on to us... with such an overloaded, outdated system there was going to be an "accident" that knocked out power to the grid for a few days in February... the goal was to breed more American's so we can catch up to the Red menace over in China...

But now we'll have to scrap those plans.


Jerk :skeptical:

The goverment doesnt need to help. The tornado bait are multiplying fast as it is.

 

[Flag Guy]

The goverment doesnt need to help. The tornado bait are multiplying fast as it is.

I ment get people to reproduce that contribute to our tax base, not detract from it :wideeyed:

(kidding)
(mostly)

Banned to the cave in 3... 2... 1...

 

[bos]

I ment get people to reproduce that contribute to our tax base, not detract from it :wideeyed:

(kidding)
(mostly)

Banned to the cave in 3... 2... 1...

LOL. Its friday.

 

[Flag Guy]

LOL. Its friday.

Yes it is... and off Friday at the office (aka I'm one of like 3 people in Cubicle land...)

 

[bos]

Yes it is... and off Friday at the office (aka I'm one of like 3 people in Cubicle land...)

Doesnt it rock being the guy in the office while everyone else is gone? Happens every friday here.

 

[Flag Guy]

Yeah... atleast the last few hours of the day I can take the headphones off and play my music on my speakers insted (no one to bother with it)

Maybe Blast "Finally Friday" just before leaving :yes:

 

[Jetta]

Guess there is only one good way to keep warm when the power goes out in the winter... :wub:

Winter blackout results in Dutch baby boom - CNN.com

This is the whole reason behind my existence.

What are you saying?

 

[bos]

When it gets cold the wife just puts more clothes and blankets on. I lose.

 

[tejasclone]

When it gets cold the wife just puts more clothes and blankets on. I lose.

Sounds like you need a new wife.

 

[bos]

Sounds like you need a new wife.

Does Target carry those, or do I need to go to a specialty store?

 

[Flag Guy]

Does Target carry those, or do I need to go to a specialty store?

I think you can buy them online...

But that probally violates human trafficing laws...

 

[IcSyU]

Does Target carry those, or do I need to go to a specialty store?

I'd try eBay...you can buy fanhood on there, why not a wife? :biglaugh:

 

[Jetta]

Sounds like you need a new wife.

Why? His current is obviously already smart. I mean, are you actually encouraging "mini-bostines"?

 

[bos]

Why? His current is obviously already smart. I mean, are you actually encouraging "mini-bostines"?

Hey now. I have 2, so she must have loved me at some point, even without liquor.