Which fast food restaurant gives you the worst poops?

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The runs

  • McDonalds

    Votes: 25 13.1%
  • KFC

    Votes: 7 3.7%
  • Popeyes

    Votes: 10 5.2%
  • Wendys

    Votes: 2 1.0%
  • Taco Bell

    Votes: 70 36.6%
  • Taco Johns

    Votes: 16 8.4%
  • Burger King

    Votes: 5 2.6%
  • Chick-Fil-A

    Votes: 5 2.6%
  • Panda Express

    Votes: 11 5.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 40 20.9%

  • Total voters
    191

JP4CY

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CyCrazy

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Its Taco Bell, I would say Runza but I haven't had that crap in 2 decades.
 

Sousaclone

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Are you talking the actual Runza at Runza? Their burgers are pretty good.

While not exatly fast food, when DaVinci's was in Ames, their pizza (especially the "special" that the Sousas always got) required very careful timing. Those that lived further than a 5 minute walk from Campustown had a distinct knowledge of where all the restrooms in the various buildings along your walking route were.
 

GetAwesome

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I feel we need a definition of “worst” to accurately answer. Are we talking splashback potential (@Daphne will have some thoughts), density, mass/volume, duration?
 

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I mostly don’t have an issue with any, but Chipotle’s hot salsa has made my butthole feel things that I never want to experience again.
 
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