MLB: Where's Bartolo? White Sox looking for Colon

[HiltonMagic]

Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A start scheduled Thursday - ESPN

Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte on Thursday.

Problem is, the White Sox don't know where he is.

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[RayShimley]

Oh "Big Fat" Bartolo Colon...how far you have fallen...:sad:

 

[CrossCyed]

This is why we're trying to trade for Felix Pie. Nothing attracts Colon like Pie.

 

[CylentButDeadly]

Has anyone checked the buffets in town?

 

[HiltonMagic]

Has anyone checked the buffets in town?

I'm sure that was the first place they checked.

 

[bigredqb7]

hes probably getting drunk at the bar that is wrigley field

 

[jdoggivjc]

Anyone check Argentina?

 

[mwitt]

He'll probably never pitch in the big leagues again.

 

[bostrem00]

Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A start scheduled Thursday - ESPN





:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

How could they lose a man of that stature?

 

[JP4CY]

He'll probably never pitch in the big leagues again.

Some teams get desperate, I never thought Sidney Ponson would either, but he's tricked me on more than one occasion, god can't even answer that one.

 

[CylentButDeadly]

I've located Bartolo Colon. He's terrorizing the streets of New York City!!!

 

[CrossCyed]

Bartolo Colón - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


His wikipedia page has him dead. I have my doubts, we have no reports of anything beached.

 

[IcSyU]

Bartolo Colón - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


His wikipedia page has him dead. I have my doubts, we have no reports of anything beached.

Bartolo Colón (May 24, 1973 - July 8, 2009) was a Major League Baseball starting pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. He won the American League Cy Young Award with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in 2005. His status is currently unknown, as the Chicago White Sox are not aware of his whereabouts.

 

[CrossCyed]

"I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan. ... He might see the TV and cry all day long. He may be is in LA at his funeral, because I can’t find him. When he gets to Charlotte, Oney [Guillen] will call me to say he’s there.

“Nobody knows how big of a Michael Jackson fan Colon was. I’m serious. He might be depressed a little bit."

Mitchell agrees to terms, Colon expected to report Wednesday night at Charlotte | Hardball

 

[CrossCyed]

More from Ozzie:

The White Sox have located Bartolo Colon.

Colon checked in with Triple-A Charlotte on Wednesday night and is scheduled to start there Thursday. Here's how manager Ozzie Guillen described the situation to a group of reporters just before game time Wednesday: "To talk to Colon, you've got to talk to 20 different people. You got to talk to 30 different cousins, and then to his agent, who talks to his brother, his brother call his wife, his wife say he's with Pedro, Pedro say he's with Juan. "I guarantee you I'll call [President Barack] Obama, and we'll have a talk before Colon answers the phone."

White Sox solve Colon mystery | MLB.com: News

 

[HiltonMagic]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

That's ******* hilarious.

 

[hiltonisheaven]

I've located Bartolo Colon. He's terrorizing the streets of New York City!!!

Haha! Great movie too.