What would you do? Zombie Apocalypse

The_Architect

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I think you'd be able to survive the slow moving undead variety but if there was a real outbreak with one that can run, than it's game over for the human race.
 

Cyclophile1

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Some of both - it is a real holocaust.

Geesh you guys aren't prepared at all. Here's the gameplan:

Run to the basement locker and grab my ALICE ruscksack and tactical backback containing the following:

Army lensatic compass
Army M-3 medical field kits (2)
50' Paracord (3)
15pc. Lock Pick Set (2)
Zippo lighters (4)
25 pack of waterproof matches (4)
Israeli Gas Mask w/ NATO filter (2)
1 case of MREs and 12 bottles of water

Then strap on my Gerber Gator Machete and Cyborg Ninja Combat Katana while the Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Knife goes in the backpack. Give the wife her favorite Cutco large kitchen knife for her purse.

My Smith and Wesson M&P5L (9x19) goes on the right belt holster and the 8 cartridges go in the backpack along with my Colt Python .357 and 4 boxes of 50 loads. Wife gets her Glock 27 and throws the S&W shortnose .38 in her purse.

Remington 12-gauge 870 SHURSHOT with 4 boxes deer slugs goes in the rucksack, along with my Galil MAR (5.56) and 4 30-round mags for it.

Give the wife her Galil AR/M (7.62) and grab mine and throw the 4 50 round mags in the rucksack.

Load up the kiddies in the minivan, and go to WalMart for some "shopping" and head north to my uncle's place outside Schaller.

Cheers

P.S. Forgot to add all the leftover Halloween candy and portable DVD for the kids.
 
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IowaSTATCyclone

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Upon witnessing a bunch of slow-moving mouthbreathers in dirty overalls wandering on my lawn, I would just tell them that Coach Osborne is giving out free samples of cough syrup at the Walls-mart.

That ought to take care of it.
 

CyFan61

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I'd go to Cabela's, get a ton of weapons, throw on the thong song and start killing everything I see.

I have a feeling that every store with guns in it would end up in one group of people getting them all and everyone else getting shot - or, it would maybe result using up the ammo killing all of the people who are trying to take the guns from you. Don't think that's a very good idea.
 

SuperCy

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Find this man:

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Clark

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I'm still not sure how the military would get overrun by something that has no weapons.

If I were in charge, I'd have multiple military outposts set up. I'd make people stip down to the underwear and inspected before being allowed to enter, and all who enter are quarantined for a week before being allowed to enter the general population.
 

Naughtius

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Geesh you guys aren't prepared at all. Here's the gameplan:

Run to the basement locker and grab my ALICE ruscksack and tactical backback containing the following:

Army lensatic compass
Army M-3 medical field kits (2)
50' Paracord (3)
15pc. Lock Pick Set (2)
Zippo lighters (4)
25 pack of waterproof matches (4)
Israeli Gas Mask w/ NATO filter (2)
1 case of MREs and 12 bottles of water

Then strap on my Gerber Gator Machete and Cyborg Ninja Combat Katana while the Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Knife goes in the backpack. Give the wife her favorite Cutco large kitchen knife for her purse.

My Smith and Wesson M&P5L (9x19) goes on the right belt holster and the 8 cartridges go in the backpack along with my Colt Python .357 and 4 boxes of 50 loads. Wife gets her Glock 27 and throws the S&W shortnose .38 in her purse.

Remington 12-gauge 870 SHURSHOT with 4 boxes deer slugs goes in the rucksack, along with my Galil MAR (5.56) and 4 30-round mags for it.

Give the wife her Galil AR/M (7.62) and grab mine and throw the 4 50 round mags in the rucksack.

Load up the kiddies in the minivan, and go to WalMart for some "shopping" and head north to my uncle's place outside Schaller.

Cheers

P.S. Forgot to add all the leftover Halloween candy and portable DVD for the kids.

You forgot the hand sanitizer
 

BigLame

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Feb 6, 2008
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Geesh you guys aren't prepared at all. Here's the gameplan:

Run to the basement locker and grab my ALICE ruscksack and tactical backback containing the following:

Army lensatic compass
Army M-3 medical field kits (2)
50' Paracord (3)
15pc. Lock Pick Set (2)
Zippo lighters (4)
25 pack of waterproof matches (4)
Israeli Gas Mask w/ NATO filter (2)
1 case of MREs and 12 bottles of water

Then strap on my Gerber Gator Machete and Cyborg Ninja Combat Katana while the Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Knife goes in the backpack. Give the wife her favorite Cutco large kitchen knife for her purse.

My Smith and Wesson M&P5L (9x19) goes on the right belt holster and the 8 cartridges go in the backpack along with my Colt Python .357 and 4 boxes of 50 loads. Wife gets her Glock 27 and throws the S&W shortnose .38 in her purse.

Remington 12-gauge 870 SHURSHOT with 4 boxes deer slugs goes in the rucksack, along with my Galil MAR (5.56) and 4 30-round mags for it.

Give the wife her Galil AR/M (7.62) and grab mine and throw the 4 50 round mags in the rucksack.

Load up the kiddies in the minivan, and go to WalMart for some "shopping" and head north to my uncle's place outside Schaller.

Cheers

P.S. Forgot to add all the leftover Halloween candy and portable DVD for the kids.

Why does your wife have the 7.62 & you the 5.56?
And don't forget the Twinkies