What is Adam Woodbury's problem?

isulive2train

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Put your left hand in........do the Hok-ey pokey......

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BoxsterCy

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Top 10 next on ESPN. Shouldn't the poke be on the list?

Actually saw the video of poke #3 tonight for the first time. You guys that think that was not a deliberate poke are wacked man, just ****ed wacked. Someone needs to poke this ****** back.
 

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Either he's doing it on purpose and he should be reprimanded, or the guy is so uncoordinated it is only a matter of time before he blinds someone and shouldn't be allowed to play. Take your pick Fran.
 

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That one against Wisconsin where he fondled the guy's hair and then ran his hand down his face to his eye, that had to be intentional and was clearly weird as all get out.

The one against the Maryland guy, I don't understand how his hands are even at that angle. Makes that one look intentional too.

Frannypants coming across as exceptionally insane.

If these are not intentional he needs to get his own eyes checked as he clearly has no depth perception.
 
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Are we done lawyering up on this thread now? No more lawyer relatives, judges, or legal acquaintances?

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Maybe it's intentional, and if it is, he's a real ****** for doing it. I think he's just uncoordinated and possibly vision impaired.

Edit: to be clear, I don't think he's doing it on purpose.
 
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This thread delivered. Thanks!

As for poke-gate, maybe it's intentional (the head rub certainly was), maybe it's depth perception or hand-eye coordination. But like the "trick" he used on the tip-offs, it has now been brought out into the open. Note that he doesn't appear to be restraining other players on tip-off now.

If it's not intentional, his coaches need to work with him on his technique, or expect more flagrant fouls now that refs are aware of his reputation and the spotlight shining on it.

If it's intentional, I really don't care if Fran doesn't want to talk about it, or admit that it's intentional...but if it IS, Fran needs to stop it, now.
 

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This thread delivered. Thanks!

As for poke-gate, maybe it's intentional (the head rub certainly was), maybe it's depth perception or hand-eye coordination. But like the "trick" he used on the tip-offs, it has now been brought out into the open. Note that he doesn't appear to be restraining other players on tip-off now.

If it's not intentional, his coaches need to work with him on his technique, or expect more flagrant fouls now that refs are aware of his reputation and the spotlight shining on it.

If it's intentional, I really don't care if Fran doesn't want to talk about it, or admit that it's intentional...but if it IS, Fran needs to stop it, now.


Next post....can we get an intelligent post?

Anyone have an intelligent post? Carvers?

<why isn't that an intelligent post?>

Because I said so.

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I hate Iowa as much as the next guy but anybody who thinks that Woodbury is doing this on purpose has never played basketball before.

Maybe Woodbury's own eyesight is really bad and he has poor depth perception. Maybe he's just putting his hand out to guard and can't tell how close he is to the opposition. Poor eyesight would explain a lot of why he sucks at shooting overall.
 

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Maybe Woodbury's own eyesight is really bad and he has poor depth perception. Maybe he's just putting his hand out to guard and can't tell how close he is to the opposition. Poor eyesight would explain a lot of why he sucks at shooting overall.

Iowa has great depth.
 

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