We Lost? Fire Everyone!!!!

MontyBurns

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It's MELTDOWN TIME!!!!!!!

Boohahahaha fire Chizik! Fire the assistants! Fire Neil Diamond! Fire McCarney! Oh wait, hire him back so we can fire him!!!!!

Let's leave the Big 12! Join the MAC!!!!!! Better yet, the CIML!!!! Even better, let's drop football, we need to bulldoze the stadium and salt the Earth so nothing will ever grow there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I thought they did pretty well on offense. I would just like to see some improvements on defense next year.
 

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It's MELTDOWN TIME!!!!!!!

Boohahahaha fire Chizik! Fire the assistants! Fire Neil Diamond! Fire McCarney! Oh wait, hire him back so we can fire him!!!!!

Let's leave the Big 12! Join the MAC!!!!!! Better yet, the CIML!!!! Even better, let's drop football, we need to bulldoze the stadium and salt the Earth so nothing will ever grow there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
 

kkise

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I'm also looking forward to next season. I already know I'm getting season tickets, barring any financial disaster or whatnot. Don't forget Kansas State; it'll be our first road victory. Okay.......now I'll go back to drinking my Kool-Aid.
 

bos

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Im still convinced that Jack Trice Stadium was built on an indian buriel ground and the reason we lose on the road too is because the soil is on our cleats when we go there. =)
 

NobodyBeatsCy

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I think meltdowns only happen when there is still hope for a season and a team is performing under their potential. There has not been any hope around here since Baylor, and we have all pretty much accepted that this is the best the team can perform. Meltdown averted!
 

rahtotheames

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Iowa State football is built around optimism that never arrives. The best thing you can do is stop buying season tickets and become a fan of a perennial national power, because even when they have down years, they kick the **** out of Iowa State.

Gene Chizik will either: A. Bring Iowa State into mediocrity and get hired at a downtrodden SEC team or B. Become another victim of this coaches graveyard we call Ames, Iowa.
 

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neil diamond? thats taking it a little far dont you think. i consider him our weekly bright spot.
 
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I liked what I heard on Offense (for the most part last night... we still suck at getting 1-2 yards when we need it)

Defense leaves room for imporvement but...

Seriously though, how much did you have to drink before posting this? :eek:
(yeah yeah sarcasm and all)
 

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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

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Oh wait, FIRE everyone. I thought you said SET FIRE to everyone.

Never mind, guys. Let's go down to the old mill. Get some cider.
 
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CyDude16

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It's MELTDOWN TIME!!!!!!!

Boohahahaha fire Chizik! Fire the assistants! Fire Neil Diamond! Fire McCarney! Oh wait, hire him back so we can fire him!!!!!

Let's leave the Big 12! Join the MAC!!!!!! Better yet, the CIML!!!! Even better, let's drop football, we need to bulldoze the stadium and salt the Earth so nothing will ever grow there again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make sure we join the CIML metro though, the Central is too strong and Valley carries the Iowa, but we'd get a rivarly with Ames High though if we joined CIML Iowa, just need a good name for it?:biglaugh: