The Ten Best Post-Apocalyptic Survival Vehicles

jmb

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My survival vehicles will be my
Carbon Fiber Road bike, and then my mountain bike. Ain't no zombie gonna be able to keep up with me on the road or in the woods.

:smile:

jmb
 

bos

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My survival vehicles will be my
Carbon Fiber Road bike, and then my mountain bike. Ain't no zombie gonna be able to keep up with me on the road or in the woods.

:smile:

jmb


I do believe the flying ones will get you. They're pretty fast.
 

Phaedrus

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I am surprised the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank didn't make the list. It's a great little vehicle and easily purchased on Amazon.com for just under $20,000:

Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank: Everything Else

Check out the customer reviews.

I tried to read about it, and the customer reviews, but was unable to get past the "Micro-Mini See-Through Thongs" that were being modelled for sale in the "see other" ads.:yes: I'm sure it's really cool and stuff, but if zombies are wearing those, I'm just toast. My "Kryptonite" is that I distract easily.:eek:
 

Phaedrus

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Since we are in the planning stages of a post-apocolyptic zombie world, we should all agree on a meeting place.

"Snort!" Yeah, right. Like I'm going to put that on a PUBLIC internet site.

How do I know that zombies don't surf CF??? Hawk Fans do, and they're like the same thing AS zombies....

Heck, for all I know, you could be a zombie, just achin' for a taste of my brains and stuff....:mask:
 

jbhtexas

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I tried to read about it, and the customer reviews, but was unable to get past the "Micro-Mini See-Through Thongs" that were being modelled for sale in the "see other" ads.

I had the same problem with the original article you posted. I saw the thumbnail for Danica Patrick at the top and my weakness for jet-black brunettes prevented me from even getting around to looking at the vehicles...:no:
 

Cyclonepride

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I tried to read about it, and the customer reviews, but was unable to get past the "Micro-Mini See-Through Thongs" that were being modelled for sale in the "see other" ads.:yes: I'm sure it's really cool and stuff, but if zombies are wearing those, I'm just toast. My "Kryptonite" is that I distract easily.:eek:
I had to revisit my selection process, but alas, could not find that. Such things are likely to be my end. How did the Zombies get Cyclonepride? Oh, he was looking for pictures of see through thongs, and neglected to select a vehicle.
 

alarson

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Oh c'mon... There'll be gas all over the place for the taking for years to come.

All you gotta do is get a fluid pump from Harbor Freight and have an extra long hose to snake into the abandoned gas station underground tanks. Harbor Freight Tools - Quality Tools at the Lowest Prices

You'd develop some killer forearms using it, at least until you got smart and found a 24V one that would run off the electrical system of your vehicle.....

problem is, all those tanks will be empty. everyone attempting to flee north (where the zombies freeze) will be using all the gas rather quickly, with no new distribution to refill it.

I recommend this book, which along with World War Z, is a surprisingly good read:

[ame=http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/]Amazon.com: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead: Max Brooks: Books[/ame]


wwz: [ame=http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346617]Amazon.com: World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War: Max Brooks: Books[/ame]
 

twojman

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problem is, all those tanks will be empty. everyone attempting to flee north (where the zombies freeze) will be using all the gas rather quickly, with no new distribution to refill it.

I recommend this book, which along with World War Z, is a surprisingly good read:

Amazon.com: The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead: Max Brooks: Books


wwz: Amazon.com: World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War: Max Brooks: Books


I have WWZ, pretty good book. We all have to go north, if the zombies follow, they will freeze. I will have my softball bat with me, it will be like playing tee-ball knocking their heads off!
 

bos

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Well, the batteries can deep-cycle and explode... Does that count???:eek:


You would have to time that right. Maybe drive it into a group of zombies and then jump out before it hits. I am confident I have those skills.
 

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