August 10, 2006 Kirk Ferentz is named coach of the year for 2006 and given a new title…God. Iowa fans calling for his firing in 2001 are his most devoted worshipers.
The crystal football national championship trophy is delivered to Iowa City in anticipation of the most dominant collegiate football team ever. Even more dominant than the 7-5 2005 Hawkeyes, a team that will go down in history as the best 7-5 football team to ever play.
The Heisman Trophy committee contemplates changing the name of their trophy to the Drew Tate trophy. The committee almost changes their mind after hearing Marty say "Tate isn't even a top 5 quarterback in the Midwest…and it ain't even close." The nation wonders, "who is this wise man from Boston doing an Iowa radio show?"
September 3, 2006
Hawkeye nation basks in their triumph over highly rated Montana. Their 10-9 victory was the biggest blowout in Kinnick Stadium history. Hawkeye fans storm the field and parade the Sears Trophy around Iowa City after their first win in their national championship season.
September 9, 2006
Iowa comes rolling into the Carrier Dome knowing the outcome isn't going to be pretty. Iowa has Tate trophy candidate Drew Tate at the helm and a surprise addition to their team after Albert Young suffered a season-ending finger contusion. Iowa's surprise addition is none other than an all-rape tailback named Pierre (who got paroled on September 5). In an amazing triumph, Syracuse stops Pierre's penetration on their way to a historic 38-12 stomping on the soon-to-be national champions.
September 10, 2006
To be continued
The crystal football national championship trophy is delivered to Iowa City in anticipation of the most dominant collegiate football team ever. Even more dominant than the 7-5 2005 Hawkeyes, a team that will go down in history as the best 7-5 football team to ever play.
The Heisman Trophy committee contemplates changing the name of their trophy to the Drew Tate trophy. The committee almost changes their mind after hearing Marty say "Tate isn't even a top 5 quarterback in the Midwest…and it ain't even close." The nation wonders, "who is this wise man from Boston doing an Iowa radio show?"
September 3, 2006
Hawkeye nation basks in their triumph over highly rated Montana. Their 10-9 victory was the biggest blowout in Kinnick Stadium history. Hawkeye fans storm the field and parade the Sears Trophy around Iowa City after their first win in their national championship season.
September 9, 2006
Iowa comes rolling into the Carrier Dome knowing the outcome isn't going to be pretty. Iowa has Tate trophy candidate Drew Tate at the helm and a surprise addition to their team after Albert Young suffered a season-ending finger contusion. Iowa's surprise addition is none other than an all-rape tailback named Pierre (who got paroled on September 5). In an amazing triumph, Syracuse stops Pierre's penetration on their way to a historic 38-12 stomping on the soon-to-be national champions.
September 10, 2006
To be continued
