Slanket or ShamWow?

Which essential would you rather own?

  • Slanket

    Votes: 29 31.9%
  • ShamWow!

    Votes: 62 68.1%

  • Total voters
    91

Hassel13

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Which essential would you rather own?

A Slanket...

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Or a ShamWow?

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burn587

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I'd like to punch the Shamwow guy in the head so if that means I'd have to buy a shamwow in the process so be it.
 

ISUCY11

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Some great Vince Offer (Shamwow! guy) quotes:

"You're gonna love my nuts!"
"Made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."
"Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."
"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with one hand."
"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini..."
 

Drive4cy

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Slanket. Look how comfortable that guy is in the picture playing his PSP. I could see myself sitting on my lazy-boy chair in the afternoon, Jon Miller show on, and quickly falling asleep.
 

mj4cy

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Snuggie's show tools playing backgammon in them.



Anyone see Jim Rome's takes on each of these? He is in love with the Sham-Wow.
 

mj4cy

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Also, I have the tendency to spill a lot, so I'd definitely go for a Shamwow.
 

HOTDON

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I say ShamWow if for no other reason than to keep Johnny Knoxville's meth-addled little brother off the street. My wife and i have taken to calling this guy "Ronnie Knoxville". All this campaign needs is Steve-O stapling a Shamwow to his crotch.
 

CycloneErik

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Someone's been lurking through our discussions of this vital topic:yes:

Truly the way to start with a bang. This will likely be the thread of the day, unless it's overcome by the weather or a DC announcement.

Nicely done. Welcome aboard. I already have blankets, so the ShamWow sounds cool enough to me.
 

CompCy

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I would have to go with Slanket. For my Aunt, who has had some health issues and is partially paralized in a wheelchair, the slanket is a necessity to even go outside in Denver. It looks a little corny, but it gives her some freedom to be able to go out and do things.
 

MidwestZest

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i ask you: Why not a slanket made of sham-wow material!?!?!?!!! Only a bad thing if you sweat a lot or spill on yourself...but when you need a huge towel in a jiff, you're covered!!!
 

MidwestZest

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I would have to go with Slanket. For my Aunt, who has had some health issues and is partially paralized in a wheelchair, the slanket is a necessity to even go outside in Denver. It looks a little corny, but it gives her some freedom to be able to go out and do things.
now that is both cool and useful.
 

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