Randy Pete LOL

[I-stateTheTruth]

This just in: The football team needs the stadium that day, so the game will be moved to Cap Timm field. Or Fisher Theater. Stay tuned to the Twitters for confirmation.

 

[Cydkar]

Duh, it's Mid-American Energy Field at Jack Trice Stadium.
Try again, Randy.

 

[jdoggivjc]

I think Randy might have brain damage.

I don't think that's it. Brain damage would improve his intelligence.

 

[CycloneErik]

RP is to the Register what tenured teachers are to colleges.

Hard-driven and productive?
Are we really playing this ridiculous stereotype again?

 

[GTO]

I think Randy might have brain damage.

That would require him having a brain to begin with.

 

[GTO]

 

[Gerbs]

Be careful about laughing at williams’ Friend. This will get deleted

 

[JM4CY]

Please tell me someone gives him a lift to games. There's no way he can fight that traffic and end up in the right place. Our luck he'll end up in Waverly and start reporting on Iowa State uniforms suddenly having a W for the Cubs and some weird tribute to Kyle Kempts Oregon State days with there orange color and think its normal.

 

[SCyclone]

You guys rag on Uncle Randy a lot (much of it deserved, I know), but he's not a sickening slurper like Leistikow. That guy is unabashedly in love with all things EIU.

 

[CloneFan4]

You guys rag on Uncle Randy a lot (much of it deserved, I know), but he's not a sickening slurper like Leistikow. That guy is unabashedly in love with all things EIU.

So the polished turd is better than the other terd. Good to know.

 

[cyfan92]

He needed to be taken out to the pasture 5+ years ago. Speaks to the lack of talent wanting to work at the register that he is still employed...

 

[weR138]

You guys rag on Uncle Randy a lot (much of it deserved, I know), but he's not a sickening slurper like Leistikow. That guy is unabashedly in love with all things EIU.

True story.

 

[Sigmapolis]

Fake News

 

[cyfan92]

You guys rag on Uncle Randy a lot (much of it deserved, I know), but he's not a sickening slurper like Leistikow. That guy is unabashedly in love with all things EIU.

I'd rather be waterboarded 30 times than be forced to read 1 article about little brother, no matter the author. I'll admit though, I love listening to SoundOff on WHO after TOE losses..

 

[discydisc]

And this is why you shouldn't drink diet coke.

 

[cyclonekj]

Is RP having a stroke while at the keyboard?

As if you've never done that.

 

[CTTB78]

He needed to be taken out to the pasture 5+ years ago. Speaks to the lack of talent wanting to work at the register that he is still employed...

Agree, it's too bad. Back in the day the Big Peach was a nationally respected sports page.
Now their reporter is obsessed with court and field storming.

 

[OldCurmudgeon]

So wait, going to a rehab facility causes injuries to the groin that requires surgery?!? I thought he went due to substance abuse, not because he is addicted to sex.

 

[Acylum]

The worst part is, he’s still not as embarrassing as the Hawk male cheerleader Leiskitow.
Edit: never mind, just saw SCyclone beat me to it.

 

[OldCurmudgeon]

So wait, going to a rehab facility causes injuries to the groin that requires surgery?!? I thought he went due to substance abuse, not because he is addicted to sex.

Ugh. Had to read that 5 times to realize he was talking about 2 players.