Random Thoughts the 13th: Jason Takes RTT

[jcyclonee]

Physical location-Iowa, Mental location-my imaginary hut located on some pristine Caribbean beach.

Lifelong Cyclone fan, graduated over a decade ago with an exercise science degree, unused after career path changed almost immediately after school.

I live with my litter of 5: 3 on two legs and 2 that bark, along with a wife that puts up with my personal brand of what she calls "snarkasm" that I'm usually unaware I'm using.

Who doesn't love the unicorn of the sea?!

I love a variety of foods, but I could eat burgers every day and never tire of them.

Tie between football and basketball, with the edge going to the team with the better current momentum.

Again, who doesn't love cowgirl836?!

Firstly, I appreciate that, with the name Buffett, you mentioned burgers and paradise (Caribbean).
Secondly, @cowgirl836 didn't ask if you loved her. You need a spreadsheet explaining why she's your FAVORITE.
Thirdly, what is your opinion of euphemisms?
Fourthly, what do you want of Boxster's stuff when he dies?

And here's a bit of advice. Always remember, "If it flings poo, it's a monkey."

 

[BuffettClone]

this guy can stay. Snarkasm is a good word, I suspect we have similar humor. Also, where in the Caribbean have you been? We have gone to Jamaica several times and I'm pretty sure I want to have a vacation home on an island or beach somewhere. Life goal.

I've only been to Riviera Maya once, but would love to venture down to other destinations when circumstances allow

 

[BCClone]

@jcyclonee wants to know your thoughts on swingers.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Firstly, I appreciate that, with the name Buffett, you mentioned burgers and paradise (Caribbean).
Secondly, @cowgirl836 didn't ask if you loved her. You need a spreadsheet explaining why she's your FAVORITE.
Thirdly, what is your opinion of euphemisms?
Fourthly, what do you want of Boxster's stuff when he dies?

And here's a bit of advice. Always remember, "If it flings poo, it's a monkey."

Apes are more judicious in their poo-flinging - most of it is aimed at shmucks that don't recognize their inherent superiority over monkeys (and certain humans)...

 

[jcyclonee]

@jcyclonee sorry for the dislike there, but you now need to flex a little in the mirror to get the estrogen levels down from that post.

I'm not sure what you disliked but I'm guessing it is probably either my Valley Girl reference or my Say Anything reference.

Also, what's wrong with my estrogen level and I know you think I like fat in these jeans (even though you're not saying it) and can you please remember to put the seat down.

 

[VeloClone]

I think we should also ask him if he likes cats and if he would like to have a couple, because I just happen to know this person who has a couple extra....

Don't fall for it, Buffett...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I'm not sure what you disliked but I'm guessing it is probably either my Valley Girl reference or my Say Anything reference.

Also, what's wrong with my estrogen level and I know you think I like fat in these jeans (even though you're not saying it) and can you please remember to put the seat down.

You like fat in those jeans? Interesting...

 

[BuffettClone]

oh yeah, how old are the two leggeds??

Young uns-6, 4, 1.5

Don't forget, "Do you like cows?"

I like milk, cheese and beef so...Yes!

Firstly, I appreciate that, with the name Buffett, you mentioned burgers and paradise (Caribbean).
Secondly, @cowgirl836 didn't ask if you loved her. You need a spreadsheet explaining why she's your FAVORITE.
Thirdly, what is your opinion of euphemisms?
Fourthly, what do you want of Boxster's stuff when he dies?

And here's a bit of advice. Always remember, "If it flings poo, it's a monkey."

Glad you caught the bolded!
I don't do spreadsheets, she's my fave because there's nothing not to like.
I can appreciate a good euphemism, but not often used by me unless speaking to my children.
I would need a detailed list of Boxster's estate before I can decide what to stake my claim on.

 

[wxman1]

When does she get her naughty nurse outfit?

If you can keep a secret I was holding that gift until her graduation. So December 2020 will either be a great month or I will be on the couch a lot.

 

[wxman1]

Young uns-6, 4, 1.5


I like milk, cheese and beef so...Yes!


Glad you caught the bolded!
I don't do spreadsheets, she's my fave because there's nothing not to like.
I can appreciate a good euphemism, but not often used by me unless speaking to my children.
I would need a detailed list of Boxster's estate before I can decide what to stake my claim on.

I have Das Audi claimed.

 

[jcyclonee]

@jcyclonee wants to know your thoughts on swingers.

Wrong. I just want to know his wife's thoughts on swingers.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I found the real estate listing for the house and found a few pictures of things dad built


Better view of spiral Staircase
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I should add the reason the newel post has the white vinyl ball on it is the parrot used to chew on the original and destroyed it.

 

[jcyclonee]

Apes are more judicious in their poo-flinging - most of it is aimed at shmucks that don't recognize their inherent superiority over monkeys and certain(and humans)...

Please don't insult the new guy on his first day.

He's not calling you a vulgarity on his first day in office.

 

[VeloClone]

January isn't really a good time to join, Buffet. Why you ask? Because you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

 

[jcyclonee]

You like fat in those jeans? Interesting...

It's tough to maintain a size 2 at my age.

 

[BuffettClone]

Wrong. I just want to know his wife's thoughts on swingers.

I made it clear to her early on, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. If she gets a side-piece, I'm in turn allowed to have one. So far, she's unwilling to share me with anyone else, so you're out of luck.

 

[jcyclonee]

January isn't really a good time to join, Buffet. Why you ask? Because you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

 

[SCyclone]

Physical location-Iowa, Mental location-my imaginary hut located on some pristine Caribbean beach.

Lifelong Cyclone fan, graduated over a decade ago with an exercise science degree, unused after career path changed almost immediately after school.

I live with my litter of 5: 3 on two legs and 2 that bark, along with a wife that puts up with my personal brand of what she calls "snarkasm" that I'm usually unaware I'm using.

Who doesn't love the unicorn of the sea?!

I love a variety of foods, but I could eat burgers every day and never tire of them.

Tie between football and basketball, with the edge going to the team with the better current momentum.

Again, who doesn't love cowgirl836?!

Are you my brother, by chance? (I'm exactly the same way. The vixen gets tired of burgers, I never do.)

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

BTW, Samuel L.Jackson's favorite word isn't censored every time in the Cave.

Edit: I think it's the plural that sneaks right through.

Didn't we see the same with whores? as opposed to the singular *****?

Confirmed

 

[jcyclonee]

I made it clear to her early on, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. If she gets a side-piece, I'm in turn allowed to have one. So far, she's unwilling to share me with anyone else, so you're out of luck.

This is an acceptable answer.