We do almost all of our staples shopping at Target. I use the self-checkout lanes when I only have a few items. Otherwise, with large cartloads, I go to the cashiers. As I'm leaving the checkout lanes, I always check my list to see what I forgot (that's a what, not an if). The self checkout lanes are only on one side of the store and what I forgot is always on the other side of the store. Why can't our Target put self checkout lines on both sides? Yes. This is a first world problem.
Mrs. Velo is a former Hy-Vee employee and would grumble quite often when baggers at Cub displayed that they were never trained or at least never learned to bag groceries properly. When we got a Hy-Vee right close to us, she just lost her **** because they aren't any better. I like to egg her on occasionally about our local Hy-Vee. Last time we were there together I simply had to say, "Helpful smile, my ass." under my breath as we left for her to go all ballistic. I know I shouldn't get joy from this, but I sometimes do.
Four stores the day you went into labor? That's some extreme nesting instinct. You should have gone to them wearing a hospital gown.
Don't you need all those bags for cleaning the litter boxes? That's what our grocery store bags are used for.
How did DH decide what chicken to mow and what chicken to freeze?
When's the party again? I need to stop by the day after to pick up the leftovers.
I think he mowed all of the chickens hence the need to freeze them.
Ah, don't sweat it. It's a given that she isn't happy with you anyway, right?
The Target at 132 & Maple is the same way. One time before they added self checkout I was there and there was one checkout line open with a very long wait. It was like number 20. A woman walked past all the way to lane 1 and opened it then yelled at us Lane One is open! You couldn't open number 19?
She wanted to see the shopping cart demolition derby as you all vied for pole position in the newly opened lane.
