Wrote long message and accidentally deleted it. Short story - we got split up, neither of the people next to us (both solo) would switch.
The woman next to me is very sad that I am being mean and not talking to her. Well, she insisted that I should be happy with her choice, Yeah, after the third apology I finally told her I really didn't need to hear her explain why I shouldn't be unhappy about sitting halfway across the plane from Lew. So now she's talking to herself as she scrolls on her phone.
It's going to be a looooong flight. GAAAAAHHH!!!
Where are you two flying off to now? Maui?