OT - What would you do???

[bos]

Wink at him and tell him you just adore a man who can sing.

 

[HILLCYD]

Here is what I just did. I realized he isn't listening to an iPod, but rather mp3s on his computer. It is again'st corporate policy to have those file types on your system. I ran a scan and found he has like 450 mp3s on his work machine.

So.....I sent an email to someone in software compliance letting them know that we have illegal files on a machine, and provided the system name....

 

[bos]

A guy that sits across from me (other side of wall) kept throwing a bouncy stress reliever at the wall and bouncing it back at him. Finally he accidentally got it over the wall and into my water. I made sure to throw it back extra hard right into the forehead. He hasn't touched the ball since.

Good thing he wasnt tossing a stress reliever lawn dart. You scare me Jeremy =)

 

[Jer]

Wink at him and tell him you just adore a man who can sing.

That could backfire:tongue:

 

[Jer]

That could backfire:tongue:

OK, maybe that wasn't the right smiley to use on that one:no::biglaugh:

 

[bos]

That could backfire:tongue:

Good point. and nice smiley.

 

[CYdTracked]

Something like this might be effective:

We used to have a guy on our floor that I bet you could hear halfway across the floor. He was a loud talker and had an annoying laugh. Needless to say, we were pretty happy when they moved to a different area.

 

[ISUFan22]

It is again'st corporate policy

What's with the odd apostrophe? Are you channeling Rodger Sprague?

 

[HILLCYD]

What's with the odd apostrophe? Are you channeling Rodger Sprague?

DANG! My secret identity has been found! I will have to fly around the world 1000000 times really fast to turn back time now...

 

[Wesley]

Start singing Sweet Caroline out of the blue - tell him you were practicing for sporting events.

 

[SuperCy]

Sweep the leg Johnny!!!!

 

[LindenCy]

I am very glad I do not work in a corporate office...of course every environment has different challenges...

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Let me know how that goes, I have the same thing (humming) here.

Also, we have cubes that open back to back to one another. I have a fifty-something behind me who passes gas like it's WW I. I swear I'm about to get one of those citrus air fresheners - the really strong ones, and bomb him next time he does it.

Put a box of beano on his desk..............................or...................

Stockpile of bunch of burrito's with extra re-fried beans and eat them for breakfast. Then when he starts passing the bean screams then it's........
Game on buddy...:chatterbox::wacko::yes:

 

[cytheguy]

An oldie but goodie is this:

Ask him who sings the song he's listening to. He'll most likely tell you, at which time you say "can we keep it that way?"

He should get the point.