Speak for yourself!!
See now if you really wanted to make that joke work, you'd have made a crack about a **** tail wiener vs a bratwurst or something... as it is it's just a generic statement.
Though I knew that it would invite scrutiny... so I should have gone with "there is no tread left on the tires" or "it'd be like ******* a bucket of water"
Either way the point stands. Unless she's been diligent in doing her kegel exercises, there just wouldn't be much there.
Even if she was doing them... there is probably a recovery period after that many kids
And it STILL doesn't change the fact that she hasn't had sex since before she started having kids
