Mangino Photo Caption Contest

ripvdub

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Ripvdub: So Larry, where have you been for the last Five years?
Larry: Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking.
Ripvdub: I see. Well, are you still drinking?
Larry: No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?

Sorry Ripvdub... Couldn't help myself. Great pic. Something I would frame.


I dont have a lot of rep points to give you, but that is the greatest quote i could ever think of. Why does my wife not realize that KingPin is one of the 5 greatest movies ever made?!?!
 

bellzisu

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Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
 

ripvdub

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Herb- Can you get sick drinkin piss?
Roy- Yeah Herb, I think you can.
Herb- Even if its your own?

I name my fantasy sport teams after Big Ern
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herbicide

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Fire away at me as well. Whats life without a sense of humor???

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Halloween a few years back

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Boating last summer
 

AirWalke

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Once a shoe-in for the replacement mascot at Syracuse, Obie looks nervously over at Mr. Mangino. Could Obie's dream job be in jeopardy?
 

brianhos

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I'm normally not the party pooper and I'll probably get crap from this but can't we move up the gene pool a little more and not make fun of the poor fat coach from Kansas anymore? I mean, it was funny when I was in 8th grade and all, come on.

Anyone who makes fun of him, I'd like to see you post a pic of yourself so we can play a similar game on your pic.

Maybe I'm just being an old fart. Sorry.

I really don't have any clue where anyone could possibly find a picture of me on the internet. I mean people that come to this site have only seen my ugly mug about 6600 times over the past 2 years.
 

wesley_w

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I really don't have any clue where anyone could possibly find a picture of me on the internet. I mean people that come to this site have only seen my ugly mug about 6600 times over the past 2 years.

I think I speak for everyone here....we're sick of lookin' at ya!! kidding,kidding!! :smile:

As for being ugly, there is a good reason my website contains photos of just about everything...EXCEPT ME!!
 

flander1649

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Mangino "Damn I still can't fit in that mascot uniform!" "Boy I sure am glad our AD called the Orange Bowl reps and told them the University would bye up the alotment of tickets so they would pick us over Missouri. Even though there is a Big 12 rule that schools can not have contact with Bowls before they are picked."
 

bellzisu

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Good night everybody!

That one takes it for me :wink:


More kingpin quotes now?

You aske for it...

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[On smoking]
Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.
 

redrocker

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[On smoking]
Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.


The best Kingpin Quote is;

"That dress is so short, you need 2 Hairdoos"
 

jdoggivjc

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The best Kingpin Quote is;

"That dress is so short, you need 2 Hairdoos"

I'll debate that:

Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
 

tim_redd

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Looks like his next career as a mascot is out the window, he wouldn't be able to fit in any of the costumes!:biglaugh:
 

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