Man On Trial For Driving With a Suspended License Joins Via Zoom... While Driving

coolerifyoudid

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The only thing missing was him striking a police office and having him roll over the hood, up the windshield and then out of the camera shot as he came to a stop.
 

cycloner29

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Saw that earlier this morning on the Today show. You just can't fix stupid!!

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HFCS

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I recently had to go through some brutal small claims court bs and I thought the people who did the remote appearance were at a real disadvantage, especially when they were remote and the plaintiff was in person. I basically had to watch 8 episodes of Judge Judy until it was my turn. It's good to have the remote option I guess but really bad strategy if someone can be there in person even for the most minor thing.
 

Jer

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Cop: Sir, roll down your window.

Driver: Please give me one second sir, I need to finish off this tall boy.

Cop: Ok, you ready to talk about why you were pulled over son?

Driver: Sorry, another second, I spilled some of the Bud Light on my crotch.

Driver: Ok, now I'm ready. What did you pull me over for?

Cop: Suspicion of driving under the influence.

Driver: Oh, clearly there is a misunderstanding. You see, I don't drink. It goes against my moral beliefs.

Cop: Can you please pretend to be reaching for a gun so I can have an excuse?
 
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JM4CY

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That judge was trying hard to figure out a way that dude couldn’t possibly be that dumb.
 
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