Jeremy, have heard any rumblings on McKenzie?*

[Cloner]

What is being speculated is not good.

 

[ajk4st8]

He looks like a monster anyway.

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

I have never posted on this site but I feel like it's somewhat my duty to end this speculation right now before it gets out of hand. McKenzie will be a Cyclone this fall.

Chris Williams
Publisher
CycloneNation.com

 

[Cloner]

I love you Chris...

In a platonic fashion of course.

 

[Jer]

Thanks Chris.

I'm not sure where the rumors started today but I received quite a few emails regarding McKenzie. I have confirmed with the coaching staff as well that he will not be leaving the team this fall.

 

[ISUFan22]

WTF? Rumors about our new LB already? Some people need their twig-n-berries put in a vice...that'll make 'em think before starting foolish rumors. *evil laugh*

And thanks Chris, we can always count on ya.

 

[keepngoal]

Geez ISUFan... do you copy/paste all of your posts into different threads (sites too?!) to increase that post count?

I opened this thread and read your reply and thught I missed clicked.

-keep.

 

[ISUFan22]

Nah...not typically. Yet this one just really burned me. Plus...I aspire to be a comedian in my next life...when I return as a llama.

 

[jahfg]

There were merit to the rumors. McKenzie did leave the team for a period of time. I was told by a player that McKenzie was in Florida and was nearly kicked off the team. Apparently there were family problems, but everything is resolved now and McKenzie will be with the team.

 

[cyclonekj]

Nah...not typically. Yet this one just really burned me. Plus...I aspire to be a comedian in my next life...when I return as a llama.

A Dalai Lama?

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[clone33]

I havent heard any rumors.

 

[cgwarrior33]

Obviously Off topic, but couldn't resist

A Dalai Lama?

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite sometime now.

 

[ISUFan22]

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

 

[brinkch]

Speaking of bad news, are we still expecting other catastrophic news to hit the fan or has that issue, whatever it is, decreased in severity???